Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
"Did bearbot become self-aware and make himself an army?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"probably"

the sharks fire lasers at Trilby while the bears charge the cell

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Aaah. I am so afraid of your light. It hurts so much." I say sarcastically.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The bears begin to tear at the bars of the cell

The lasers miss trilby and hit sigma's bar, exploding it, instantly killing sigma

 

[Saltarius]

SHOW PESTERLOG

victorianVillain[VV] began pestering sodiumEngineer [SE] .

VV: He mocks you while you attempt to help him.
SE: Christ, not you again.
VV: Soon enough the Bard will turn on him.
SE: Gamzee.
VV: He will need you and your party.
SE: And?
VV: You save him. Then you make him pay.
SE: ...Right.

"So, Zombie, you eaten any pies yet? If so, try to not eat any more. Also, quit talking about Ms. Serket."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The bears turn out to be an afterhallucination of the gas... so they dissapear. Sigma still dies of a heartattack though...

X makes her way to the group, "I miss anything?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Sis: "I know I missed about three pages worth of stuff, but I'm sure none of it was important."

 

[Knife-28]

"Eh, it's the motto I live by." Efink says to Sister.

 

[RaNDM G]

caw caw caw caw

honk honk HONK

Davesprite continues to show Gamzee his stabs.

this is so not cool bro.

should of thought of that before you started crackin skulls

 

[Knife-28]

Efink watches, content to watch the 'fight' while cradling his dubstep gun.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I cut Zombie free. "I'm pretty fucking pissed off right now because I can't find any aspirin. So get your shit and we'll leave as soon as possible."

 

[Saltarius]

"Please. Allow me."

I walk over to Gamzee from behind and cut off one of his horns before stabbing him through the chest with it. I then make my way to the freed Zombie and slash his wrists.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Before anyone can attack Gamzee, they need to find him. He is hidden away in the shadows. Even if you did, do you believe you could kill Gamzee that easily?
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After I'm free I yell, "Hold up! No attacking Gamzee! On my orders!"
"hE's RiGhT mOtHeRfUcKeRs. ChIlL."
"Alright. He's my friend." I grab my equipment, and turn to Salt.
"So anyway. Tough luck about Vriska, but me and her? Very good friends. Maybe even more. Enough of that! I'm finding Gamzee, and none of you motherfuckers are killing him! Got it?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm technically a shared consciousness with him so I know where he is. And don't go talking like that Zombie, or I'll have to show you your place."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, Gamzee's your patron? Plus, what place? I fucking found my place!" I hold up the bag of faces. "I found it a while ago! Now, I'm standing by what I said. I'm going to calm him down! And maybe call him out for killing my Patron."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No, the fractals. Dipshit." I smack Zombie upside the head and watch some Monk on my ipod.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab the hand as it moves towards my skull, and slam it into the chair. I then grab the ipod and smash it against the floor.
"Fuck you." I put my bag over my shoulder, and storm off.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey man I was trying to watch my favourite light hearted, mid afternoon crime drama!" I pull out an identical ipod and light some DMT.

 

[MinimanZombie]

While I walk away, I yell back,
"By the way, fractals are stupid, and magic is for pussies. And the drugs? Well done dumbass."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X just watches this in confusion crap in confusion "Why is magic for pussies?"