Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"I already told you. Either we leave or you enter that car and come out a corpse. The universe will allow literally no other outcome. It's beyond your control. Four minutes. Leave the sword here and we'll go back to the mall."
"I'm not taking any risks. Three minutes. Just put it on the floor. The sands will claim it."
"There is no risk. The sword will return anyway, so what's the point! Just take us back, or I slice that car in half, and fuck things up."
"You cannot 'fuck things up' there is literally no way, whatever you do that you can stop that car." It's much closer now. I look nervous. "Two minutes. It won't come back, just leave it."
I hold onto Raven. Sigma doesn't grab it.
"Just take us out of here, or so god help me, I'm going to fucking wreck this shit."
"Just take us out of here, or so god help me, I'm going to fucking wreck this shit."
I take out a pair of binoculars.
"Man thats a nice car. do you think i could borrow it paddy?"
"Man thats a nice car. do you think i could borrow it paddy?"
"You can't. It's a universal constant. Now leave the sword, or you leave the world. There's no stopping them, how many times do I have to say that? There's one minute until the unstoppable happens. Do you want another collapse of the fourth wall?"
"I'm not leaving the sword. I can control it, and you know it. Plus, I saved us from a collapse once. I can do it again."
"There's no control room this time. Only the car. If we don't leave you won't be able to stop yourself getting in, or getting killed. Thirty seconds."
I sigh. paddy and zombie were in thier own world, again.
I make smoothies and ponder why death would need a car. He'd look much cooler on a motorbike.
OOC: This is rapidly turning into a paddie vs. zombie thing.
I make smoothies and ponder why death would need a car. He'd look much cooler on a motorbike.
OOC: This is rapidly turning into a paddie vs. zombie thing.
"I'm not leaving the fucking sword!" I aim towards the car.
"Come on fucker! Lets see how this goes!" The door opens, and someone pops out. It's Sn0wman.
"Come on fucker! Lets see how this goes!" The door opens, and someone pops out. It's Sn0wman.
Long time no see Zombie. How've you been?
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"Fine thanks, but wait. We've met?"
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Not exactly. I've been watching you all. You a lot, but the rest of you as well.
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"Oh."
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"Fine thanks, but wait. We've met?"
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Not exactly. I've been watching you all. You a lot, but the rest of you as well.
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"Oh."