Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"No, that's a terrible idea, you honestly have no idea what kind of shit goes on in there."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I have no idea what's going on anyway"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Apparently we're being taken to a city with a murder rate comparable to most of America, by people who under no circumstances should be here."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"How is it's rape rates?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"All of the murder victims are raped before, after or during their death. Sometimes more than one."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"So what your saying is that I should kill myself if they even see me?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What I'm saying is that this is a completely terrible idea, especially because the other two people in this car shouldn't even be in this universe."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Yeah, and I shouldn't even exist... Any ideas?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We'll have to stick it out. None of these stories have endings. The giant maybe? We could go to the prison."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Giant?"
"How does a city like that have a prison?"
"and do they go on forever or just end like the soprano's?"

X just has a look of utter confusion on her face

"Nevermind... I've seen enough to know not to question weird shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I've never seen the Sopranos. And they solve all the other crimes. Just not the murders, they've got some suspects in there but they keep happening. Zombie! You awake?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wuh? Yeah sure, whatever." I look around. "Nice town. Loving the corpses."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Where's your girlfriend taking us?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

Home.
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"Oh...that's cool?" We arrive outside a mansion.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: assuming people are getting out
---> X gets out and looks around

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So how and why are you here, both this universe and this city?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: /insert jeopardy music

 

[MinimanZombie]

Well, I think it would be better not to explain it to you. There was a lot involved in this tale. It would waste time to inform you.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I can understand that. So what lies ahead?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

A giant party I imagine. It always happens when I enter my home.