Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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A few minutes after the car arrives, a warthog with flame decals on the hood pulls up outside SnOwman's mansion, and me and Efink exit.
"I still don't why we couldn't of just ridden with the others." I say, looking at the mansion, and wishing I had one.
"Did you see the size of that car? I'd rather not be packed in there like a sardine, besides, my cars at least 15-20% cooler than their car." He replys, as the warthog folds itself into a cube the size of a basket ball, which Efink slips into his jacket.
"Ok, shall we?" He says, nodding towards the mansion.
"Fine, but I'll need someone to tell me what's going on."
"Oh, don't worry I'll fill you in."
"How do you know, you were in the 'Hog with me the entire time!?"
"Through plot essencial devices known only to myself."
"..."
"You bugged one of them, didn't you." I say as we step inside, the cooler air hitting us like a mallet blow.
"I know nuzzing!" He says with a chuckle, before we walk over to the group.
"I still don't why we couldn't of just ridden with the others." I say, looking at the mansion, and wishing I had one.
"Did you see the size of that car? I'd rather not be packed in there like a sardine, besides, my cars at least 15-20% cooler than their car." He replys, as the warthog folds itself into a cube the size of a basket ball, which Efink slips into his jacket.
"Ok, shall we?" He says, nodding towards the mansion.
"Fine, but I'll need someone to tell me what's going on."
"Oh, don't worry I'll fill you in."
"How do you know, you were in the 'Hog with me the entire time!?"
"Through plot essencial devices known only to myself."
"..."
"You bugged one of them, didn't you." I say as we step inside, the cooler air hitting us like a mallet blow.
"I know nuzzing!" He says with a chuckle, before we walk over to the group.
"Well... The government denied the existence of mermaids... then Zombie tried to kill us... then we went to a party... and then I think I took ecstacy... it got fuzzy after that, So nothing really."
"Oh and I still have no clue how I got here."
"Oh and I still have no clue how I got here."
I find my way back to a more secure location as I light a cigar and lean against the wall. A tall man with snow white hair appears behind me from the shadows.
"You came. Good. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Alcor."
"Pleasure is all mine. What did you have in mind for that matesprit-stealing fucker Zombie??
"Something like this."
The man morphs and changes, wrapping himself around me. When the change is complete, it is glorious.
"Oh Zom8iee..." my suit says in a perfectly replicated Vriska impression.
"You came. Good. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Alcor."
"Pleasure is all mine. What did you have in mind for that matesprit-stealing fucker Zombie??
"Something like this."
The man morphs and changes, wrapping himself around me. When the change is complete, it is glorious.
"Oh Zom8iee..." my suit says in a perfectly replicated Vriska impression.
"I don't know, last I saw them was when I took the ectasy. They said something about a snowman then it gets fuzzy."
Edit: post 1313 for me...
Edit: post 1313 for me...
From the walls of the mansion burst a full-on Iron Man suited Salt.
It looks around and focuses on Zombie, before grabbing him and pounding him into one of the walls.
"My my, he did strike a chord about Vriska, didn't he?"
"Think it's funny now? Think it's fucking funny? I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY!"
Salt grabs Zombie and hurls him into the ground, creating a crater, Zomb's broken form lying centerpiece.
The armor changes, the adamantium claws of Wolverine adding themselves in.
"Ready for the punchline, you matesprit stealing shit?
ACT 3 ACT 2: G-TEAM NO MORE
OOC: Because the plot needed to move along. I'm currently acting as NPC more than Fighter. Things will become clearer soon enough.
It looks around and focuses on Zombie, before grabbing him and pounding him into one of the walls.
"My my, he did strike a chord about Vriska, didn't he?"
"Think it's funny now? Think it's fucking funny? I'LL SHOW YOU FUNNY!"
Salt grabs Zombie and hurls him into the ground, creating a crater, Zomb's broken form lying centerpiece.
The armor changes, the adamantium claws of Wolverine adding themselves in.
"Ready for the punchline, you matesprit stealing shit?
ACT 3 ACT 2: G-TEAM NO MORE
OOC: Because the plot needed to move along. I'm currently acting as NPC more than Fighter. Things will become clearer soon enough.
"...Are you stupid or something? Obviously this thing can withstand a little music. Oh, and as for my...condition, I just play the one dubstep song I like over and over to build up an immunity."
Salt presses on the earpiece of the suit, the song playing full-blast.
Salt presses on the earpiece of the suit, the song playing full-blast.