Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"It's a good thing neither of you care about Vriska. I'll have to pop back to Homestuck for our wedding soon. Also this entire universe is gonna collapse in the foreseeable future. Not that you give a damn. And keep the fight down, I can hardly hear Randy Newman's awesome theme music for Monk."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ah-hem! I just said, me and Vriska were thinking about a future together!" I shout at Paddy.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"It seems Vriskas played you all, guys."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'd expect nothing less of her!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Of course she did. She's fucking Vriska. At least I'm cool with all the trolls."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"In fact, I geuss you could say shes.."
I put on shades.
"...trolled you"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fu-That was actually really good." I slice Raven down towards Salts skull.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punch Sig in the face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sig I love you. Well I love your puns. Keep up the good work."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I reel with the punch, dodging it matrix style. I then teleport myself and Trilby to the desert, where we are facing each other across a dusty plain. We are dressed as cowboys.

 

[Sigma Castell]

My hands twitch around my revolver.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull out my crossbow and shoot Sigma in the face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I clap slowly. "Real classy guys. All of you."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I catch the bolt between myteeth, and shoot Trilby in the face with mah revolver. Then I ride off itno the sunset, after shooting some ugly guy down from a tree.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn back in the mansion, no longer dressed as a cowboy.
"I have a feeling we won't be hearing from Sigma any time soon."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Why did you guys have to wreck a nice day with murder?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not even going to answer that."

 

[RaNDM G]

damn this shit is getting good

 

[Sigma Castell]

As i ride my horse, I contemplate the fact that the sun and horizon seem to be getting closer, and I can make out the paint...

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X finishes sharpening her machetes and wanders off to find Efink