Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

I wonder who to help in the fight, before deciding; "Fuck it." and wandering off to watch some TV on the mansions 82 inch plasma.

Efink meanwhile has retired to the dining room, using it as a makeshift workshop. A few weapons, all in various states of disrepair, are strewn around the table, as are a random assortment of tools and electronics.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X looks at the workshop and walks off to watch monk on an ipad in one of the kitchens

 

[Saltarius]

"Clearly the Knight is useless. I'll have to find this session's Hero of Time myself. Good day everyone. Oh, and Salt..."

Alcor morphs to his default form and conjures an 8-Ball with his hands, tossing it to me. He slinks into the shadows and disappears.

"So...what are you going to do?" I ask the ball.

I AM GOING TO BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE.

"That son of a-"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X hears an explosion and walks back to the main room

 

[Saltarius]

I lay in the center of my own crater, the armor gone and my left eye and arm gone in the blast.

[small]"T-That bastard..."[/small]

I get up shakily, my one good eye darting about the room, the other a bleeding mess.

"I...I..."

I run from the mansion, jacking the convinient limo and riding off.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Well, fight over... Zombie You Ok?" she walks over to zombie

 

[Knife-28]

"Great, loosing an eye and an arm, how many more Homestuck references do you think we can cram in today?" Efink says, poking his head out of the dining room to see what the explosion's about.

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=orange]aw yea im all kinds of lazy you dont even know

not much you can do when youre a sprite anyway[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

From the ground, a small walkie-talkie appears. Alcor's voice comes in and out, covered in static.

"My my, did I just drive a rift through your little 'G-Team', just by bringing up that troll slut? How naughty you are Alcor! Anyways, I'm off to find this damn Prince of Time. Toodles."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks over and picks up the walkie talkie and says into it "Hope you die asswipe." She drops it and walks over to Efink's room.

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=orange]woah wait whats this prince of time business?[/color]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"no clue dave..."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yes, what do you want X?" Efink asks, not looking up from his work.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Nothing, just passing by" She continues on to the library and begins to look for a book on lordship of primordial forces.

 

[RaNDM G]

nah man this aint cool time lords be jackin my style

so... am I the only brother here feelin ignored?

Sis: "No."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash my horse through the painted sunset, landing in a heap on the floor. I get to my feet and the music starts playing again.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"well, we had focussed on you fo' too lahng, Gamzee"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well. I've never felt better. Told you Salt was a weakling. See? Not a scratch on me." To prove my point, I walk over and sit down on a sofa, and watch some TV.

 

[Knife-28]

"Ok then, just don't think your getting the remote." I say, clutching the device in my hands.

"Then you probably won't be happy to hear your not the only Knight either." Efink says, before swiveling around and firing at the wall. Dissatisfied by the mark (Or rather, lack of thereforth) left, he turns back around and starts pulling the gun apart again.

 

[Saltarius]

It turns out driving a car with one arm and no depth perception is a bad idea. I bail and jump out the door as it swerves off a cliff.

"Gotta...find the mall...gotta find Xot...tell him...tell..."

I collapse on the ground, unconscious.

Elsewhere, the Prince of Space was scouring the desert. The Knight of Time was completely useless, yet he could see it in that caterer's eyes. How convinient for him that both Heroes of Time and Space were Princes.

"Those Mall bastards will pay for what they did to me."

Meanwhile, Cal is staring intently at Xot with those cold unblinking eyes.