Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"There's nothing worth looting. And why do you think I left the park until last?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up in the car, and glance around. I open my mouth to ask where we are going, but all that comes out is
A massive laser

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine. Lets just go and join the fight club or something." I notice Sigma is now wide awake.
"Hey Sig. Have a good sleep?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah.."
I yawn.
I notice the massive sizzling hole in the floor of the car.
"Crap"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God damn it Sigma..." I sigh and press a button near the radio. A metal panel covers up the whole.
"Oh. That's convenient. Now, how do I actually turn the radio on?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's quite impressive if I'm honest."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I say we buy slaves"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nah dude. Wouldn't be right. Maybe. We can't be promoting that shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Slaves are pretty much the only thing you can't buy here anyway. Why don't we go back to the mall?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Eh...I guess we could...What are we doing with Salt?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"YOU are going to make up and be friends, and we'll put this whole incident behind us."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Meh. We'll see." I remain silent for the rest of the drive around the city.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"We could drive tanks through buildings."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Actually let's go get drunk on mezcal and start a fight."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Sure"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sounds good"
I begin charging mah lazer and making smoothies.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, I've had so many fucking parties in the last couple of weeks, I'm not touching any sort of drug or alcoholic beverage. Fighting sounds good."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X pulls a weird looking tommy gun out of nowhere "This is going to be good"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You my friend, have never tasted genuine mezcal." I tap the steering wheel with the book and the car guides itself to a large corrugated iron structure full of people.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X looks around through the windows