Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not trying to be all high and mighty I'm just trying to prevent this universe collapsing with us inside it, especially because there's no control room this time."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X begins to laugh uncontrollably as her tommy gun goes off hitting zombies brains

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Blah blah blah- YES YOU FUCKING ARE! I swear, I am still going to remove your face from your corpse." I then realize I'm being shot at. I duck behind a wall.
"Cheating! Fuck you!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"And killing a woman is unhonourable"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. Fuck you." I pick up the book and walk over to the bar, where I drink several litres of mezcal and beat the shit out of some Mexicans.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"HOW! Once again, most of the women I've met, are total bitches! Except Sis. Sis is cool." I grab a dagger and chuck it at X's leg.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X dodges it (as it was rather sloppily thrown) and opens fire on zombie again

 

[RaNDM G]

Sis: "Ah... That's so sweet."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"by cool he means rapeable"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, it was sweet? Anyway, This is a rather stable wall. Now, are you almost out of bullets? Also how does cool=rape?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I watch zombie and X fight.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"No" she stops firing

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wasn't asking you!" I spin out the wall incredibly fast, and slash at X.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fall asleep in the car. ((Goodnight.))

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw zombie and X kittens. "Hows about you fight with kittens instead"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X dodges, whips out her machetes and slashes at zombies arms

 

[MinimanZombie]

I block the attack, and slam my foot into her knee.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X is hit but castrates zombie while recoiling

OOC: look at your post number

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dodge the attempt at removing my genitalia, but the blade does scratch my stomach a bit.
"Fuck." I cut at X's arms.
[Fuck, that's awesome.]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X blocks it but receives a small cut on her wrist, she slashes his legs

OOC: thought it was weird