Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

"No... and I hadn't realized you were behind the car before, sorry."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. Anyways, shouldn't we be a little worried about Sig? Not just the lasers, but didn't that Alcor asshole say he was going for the Hero of Time next?"

Please I can handle mys-

"Not you hun, our session's hero."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Or we could not tip anyone off..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, two ways of looking at it. Either Sigma is the Prince of Time, or he isn't. Scenario 1 involves Alcor using him, and most likely killing him. Scenario 2 involves him killing him outright. Not too many options. Hell, we're not even sure what the hell classes we really are, nevermind aspects."

Aradiabot and I sit next to Knife on the bench. I pull out a walkie-talkie device.

"Yo, Sis. Apparently we're having two weddings. Can you and Xot like...clean up the blood and stuff around the mall so it looks presentable?"

What d0 y0u mean tw0 weddings.

"Ours obviously."

What the hell is a wedding anyway 0_0

 

[RaNDM G]

Sis: "Wed- what? That's... Uh..."

[color=orange]some delirious biznasty[/color]

Sis: "I think we're a little past that point!"

[color=orange]you know you cant get married here you need a minister or some shit[/color]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I know at least one of me is a priest, slash witch hunter... You could ask him"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yo dunkass, I am a minister. Or at least the powers of one. Just tidy up before me, Zomb, and Aradia get back. Christ, it's like you've never seen people in love."

 

[Knife-28]

Efink voice suddenly starts through the walkie-talkie. "I'd like to point out I'm legally a minister in 3 universes, so I can preform the ceremony, seeing as your getting married yourself Salt." A small explosion is heard, and Efink shuts off his walkie-talkie.

 

[Saltarius]

"For the records, ministers can marry, but I'd hate doing my own. And that explosion sounded plot hooky, so we ought to check it out. Aradia, stay here and watch the van."

Aradiabot merely facepalms.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"He'll be fiiiiiine"

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: I would just like to say, this is incredibly stupid, and there's no chance in Hell I will allow an illegal civil union aboard my ship.

My ship.

Xot: Whatever.

 

[Knife-28]

The walkie-talkie clicks back on, "That was the point, you can still be the minister at Zombies wedding if you want." Efink says over the sound of machinery, "And don't worry, that explosion is just my pre-school level knowledge of laser weapon construction showing through."
"And it'll be perfectly legal Xot, stop being such a tight-ass."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"That's what I thought..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Xot. Xot, who broke you in half like a fucking twig? Don't be that guy. Or you. You red-text, you."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X starts drinking from one of the green bottles again

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: Too late. I've been that guy for a month and a half now.

What are you gonna do anyway? You're all the way down there. And I'm all the way up here.

 

[Saltarius]

"Come up there. Just you wait till' I figure out what the fuck my class is. C'mon Aradia, we're leaving."

We just leave.

Now we're back in the mall. Because.

"Since Xot's a huge ***** about it, me you and Dirk are going to have to set up the altar ourselves.

Best get started.

The box seems to agree.

"Dirk, I wanted to give you a special honor in this. I want you to be my best man. Xot was going to be but fuck him."

 

[RaNDM G]

woah man what the fuck im not my bro

 

[Saltarius]

"Dirk is this box. Right here. You, and your Bro, are not this box. Can you put two and two together?"

Are y0u subtly implying Davesprite is an idi0t

"...I had to imply that?"

 

[Knife-28]

I help prepare the wedding, doing manual stuff like setting out the tables, hanging decorations ect. And when that's all done, I sneak off to bake a bitching cake.