Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I begin rehearsing the kitten choir and my organ skillz.
"What tune do you guys want played?"
"What tune do you guys want played?"
"Xot, you've got to have music for weddings. And yes, I can play everything. Its a quantum organ"
"The only plants we have are opium poppies and various forms of marijuana. I already decorated the mansion with them. Also every single aspect of this whole idea is more terrible than the last."
I agree with the drug addict techn0mancer
"Paddy, stop giving my wife to be ideas. Xot, this is the reason why I beat the shit out of you. Because you've got a pole up your ass a mile long. Sis maybe legitimately crazy, bu she's cool and supportive. Unlike you."
OOC: Starting the 8-hour drive back home. Expect no updates till 5-6 PM Eastern/Standard
"Paddy, stop giving my wife to be ideas. Xot, this is the reason why I beat the shit out of you. Because you've got a pole up your ass a mile long. Sis maybe legitimately crazy, bu she's cool and supportive. Unlike you."
OOC: Starting the 8-hour drive back home. Expect no updates till 5-6 PM Eastern/Standard
I get out the car, tired.
"What a fucking terrible sleep. As in, I couldn't fall asleep. We're having weddings? I mean, you seem pretty chill right now Salt. And, hey Aradia."
"What a fucking terrible sleep. As in, I couldn't fall asleep. We're having weddings? I mean, you seem pretty chill right now Salt. And, hey Aradia."
X looks around realizing she's in the mall again "How the fuck?"
"Oh right... wedding"
She walks into a bar
"Oh right... wedding"
She walks into a bar
Sis: "Did I happen to mention I love weddings?"
Xot: ... No.
Sis: "It's true. It's probably my only redeemable trait."
Xot: ... Huh.
Sis: "What?"
Xot: Nothing. It's just that I have a hard time believing you would support the institution, despite its historic degradation of women as property.
Sis: "Xot."
Xot: I'm just saying a strong, independent woman such as Aradiabot shouldn't bother to get tied down to a man, especially a crazed lunatic who thinks he's Jack Noir.
Sis: "Xot."
Xot: It's really quite upsetting. I would certainly hate to see someone's civil rights violated under the pretense of serving their hus-
Sis: "Okay Xot, we get it. I'll help you with your stupid plan."
Xot: Oh, you don't have to do anything. I'm totally calling the cops if this shit goes down, so... Yeah.
Sis: "Wait, space cops?"
Xot: Yes. Space cops.
Xot: ... No.
Sis: "It's true. It's probably my only redeemable trait."
Xot: ... Huh.
Sis: "What?"
Xot: Nothing. It's just that I have a hard time believing you would support the institution, despite its historic degradation of women as property.
Sis: "Xot."
Xot: I'm just saying a strong, independent woman such as Aradiabot shouldn't bother to get tied down to a man, especially a crazed lunatic who thinks he's Jack Noir.
Sis: "Xot."
Xot: It's really quite upsetting. I would certainly hate to see someone's civil rights violated under the pretense of serving their hus-
Sis: "Okay Xot, we get it. I'll help you with your stupid plan."
Xot: Oh, you don't have to do anything. I'm totally calling the cops if this shit goes down, so... Yeah.
Sis: "Wait, space cops?"
Xot: Yes. Space cops.
"Fucking space cops. Anyway, I'm annoyed that he just tried to kill me, and now he's getting married to a robot. I mean, things can't just go back to normal. That would be boring."