Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I shuffle over to Tox.
"Did I hear 'evil plan'?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah...I'm totally going to fucking sabotage this marriage. Fun shall be had!" I walk off into my old boiler room, to prepare my plan.

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: Oh yeah, things are going to get real good tonight.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"They are? FUCK YES! RUINING A CELEBRATION OF LOVE AND COMMITMENT!"
I start somersaulting around Sis and Tox.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is why we can't have nice things!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

From behind the thick metal door I reside, and sounds of construction and swearing can be heard. On the door is a do not disturb sign, and it's locked anyway, I say into my receiver,
"Does anyone have a set of blueprints for Salts inventions? Just wondering."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X opens the bar door, throws a letter out, and closes the door again

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You think he had blueprints? Jeeze Zombie we've known each other for. Shit. How long have we been here?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, everything has a blueprint. I found one guy that had a blueprint of the fucking Tardis. The Delorean too. It's because of the national law of go fuck yourself."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: read the newest article here, it's trippy

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yes. But these are things that Salt has cobbled together from our defeated enemies and willpower in thirty minutes."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ah yes, but a blueprint would have been made. They just kind of show up. Go on, go and buy a toy construction kit. No instructions? POOF, where did that come from? Why it's a blueprint ************."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait when did we get back in the mall? I'm confused and also high."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I somersault over to Paddy and Zombie. "Who needs blueprints? Just alchemise shit."
I drop the alchemiter I took a while back on Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I dodge the alchemiter and sit on top of it, smoking DMT.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Cool. Thanks." I walk out, and wheel the alchemiter back into the boiler room. Not before pushing Paddy off it. I then shut and lock the door again. The construction continues.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I blow the door lock off with the Stark Sword and wander into the room.
"Don't mind me. I'm just going to make wedding presents. We may be planning to wreck the wedding, but that's no excuse for not bringing a gift."
I alchemise a pile of SORDS.
"How incredibly shitty. MUAHAHA!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey man, not cool." I don't move from the floor.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, get the fuck out of my room. Get your own." I push him out of my room, and mutter,
"Arrogant pile of shit." I get back to working.
[Goodnight.]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I begin playing the Organ at 5,000,000,000 decibels.