Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Damn. Allow me to be more specific. I require the Prince of Time. Given my own class, it is my purpose to destroy space, matter, the like. Now then, if you don't mind, I'm off."

"I'm not sure who I hate more. Xot for being a sabotaging asshole, or Alcor for being...himself."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X starts tapping her foot and gets lost in thought...

 

[Saltarius]

"I had to dismantle our badass van for your casket dude. Then you have to come back. Anyways, it's not like these weddings are going to cause any trouble. Given that security should be on top of that. It's like if you can't be happy, then no one else can. Christ."

Sh0uldnt we be w0rrying ab0ut the creepy man with the white hair and evil plans

"We should, but no one else seems to be."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk out the boiler room.
"Alright, I'm here-Hey, Alcor! Long time no see? How's the wife eh? I'm fucking with you, I know you don't have one. So, considering how everyone hates you, do we need to fight you? Or can me and Vriska get married first?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I summon my quantum bar and make everyone drinks.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I cut off Zombie's head, catching it in my hand and speaking to it, Hamlet style. "If anyone in this mall is going to marrying Vriska it's going to be me. Of course it would be completely in character of her to not turn up at all."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I deflect the blade.
"Fuck you. Why are you bringing up objections now? Fucking idiot. Anyway, you have nay a chance with her." I go and sit down near the altar.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make Paddy an Absinthe mnhatten on the rocks.

 

[Saltarius]

Theyre really fighting 0ver Vriska

"What does it look like? Anyways, the ceremony is going to begin any minute, so if Vriska could actually show up."

"I can wait. Please, perform your pathetic matrimonial rituals."

OOC: Anyone know how to link to a specific part of a youtube video?

 

[Knife-28]

OOC: Not that I know of Salt, maybe just chuck the video in a spoiler saying 'Skip to 4:13 in this video'

Efink stands at the head of the aisle, his typical outfit replaced with more... appropriate attire for the occasion.
'Ah, this takes me back.' He thinks, casting his gaze around the hall commandeered for the weddings.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, Efink, you might want to stock up on weapons. Shapeshifter Von Douchenheim's going after us as soon as the weddings end."

 

[Knife-28]

Efink laughs and replys to Salt, "Please, do you think I'd go anywhere without packing heat? I got more weapons on me than Lady Gaga has weird-ass outfits."

 

[Saltarius]

"Rigghhttt. So anyways, if Vriska's not going to show up, I see no reason in waiting. We ought to just- oh. Nevermind. The spiderbitch is here."

I proceed to tune out anything she says as 'Bluh Bluh.'

I lean in close to Efink and whisper, "Think he got enough fabric to cover all that?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Ohh, edgy, doing fat Vriska jokes." Efink whispers back, "And no, he didn't."
He straightens, and waits for the ceremony to begin.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right, now we just need to find Ara-Oh."


OOC: Skip to 2:30 because I suck at linking to specific parts.

I walk over to the battered Vriska.

"By the way, Ghost Rider 2 sucked."

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh for fucks sake..." Efink mutters, walking over to Vriska. "Here," He says, helping the injured troll to her feet and handing her a vial of pinkish liquid, "Drink this, it's a medium health potion, should heal up your injury's in no time." Satisfied, he turns to Aradiabot and fixes her a death glare. "Be warned missy, I have a directional EMP that I will use if I need to."
"And Salt, I'll leave it to you to explain this to Zombie." He says, walking back up the aisle.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sure. Explain how innocent and misunderstood Vriska is. She kinda manipulated Sollux into killing Aradia, case you didn't remember."

Ribbit

"I forgot she did that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk out my boiler room, satisfied with my project. I see Vriska.
"Oh fuck!" I run over to her. "Vriska! Vriska speak to me! VRISKA! Only one thing to do." I lean into the kiss the motionless corpse.

 

[Saltarius]

"Zomb. Zomb, that's not a corpse. Just. Just clean up all the blood, give her that damn potion and get a dress that fits her. We're starting in like ten minutes."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh I know. I just wanted to be dramatic. Now, why is she bea-Actually don't bother, I figured it out." I pour the potion into her mouth, and lead her into a dress shop.