Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Dude. I feel your pain. Life sucks sometimes, y'know?"

One of my arms punches Sollux, breaking one of his lenses.

"Listen. It isn't me."

 

[Knife-28]

"So are you the last of your race? Was this T.O.M fella' your relative, your husband, what's your motivation?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

Vriska stops the punch before it connects. Wrong person. She redirects the punch to Aradia.
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This is going to fucking hurt.
"Aradia! NO!" Sollux dives in front of her, and is met with a fist-ow. Fuck. Why do my plans never work?

 

[Saltarius]

"No no, T.O.M was an insufferable douchebag. I wanted to kill him. Now I am the last of my kind, which was my goal, and yet I could not feel the satisfaction of it due to...them."

 

[Saltarius]

"What the...hell is going on? Dammit Sol, get Aradia out of here! I have to...sort this shit out!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cough-I mean Sollux. Sollux Coughs. Fuck, this is kind of working. Not really though. Fuck, shit.
"R-right. Let2 go Aradia!" Sollux leads Aradia away, to a gateway, leading to the Troll hub.
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Vriska makes Salt punch himself multiple times in the nuts. This is fun, she thinks to herself.

 

[Saltarius]

"ZOMBIE! I KNOW YOUR BEHIND THIS! QUIT HIDING BEHIND YOUR WIFE AND GET OUT HERE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

Oh fuck. I-Wait, no, Sollux pushes Aradia into the gateway, and closes it.
"Okay Vriska, time for the finale."
"Got it honey."
I touch the switch on the glasses. Vriska makes Salt stand completely still and immobile.
"This is gonna..." The switch is flipped. An optic blast is released from my eyes/glasses, and it blasts Salt. I'm sent flying backwards. "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ok fair enough, let me know how that works out for ya." Efink says, casting a gaze over to the battle between Zombie and Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"You ************. I thought I could fucking change you! Fuck me for being such a fucking fool! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuccckkkkk!"

The blasts knocks me into the wall past the altar. My life slowly drips away as I gaze at the blurry form of Zombie.

[small]"Fuck..."[/small]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude...nice quote, but how does it relate to me? Actually, I understand. Revenge is sweet. Anyway, good job Vriska."

 

[Saltarius]

[small]"All I wanted was the good ol' days...like we...like we used to. I see what we could be and it's so...fucking...beautiful."[/small]

So WhAt DiD i MiSs MoThErFuCkErS?

 

[Sigma Castell]

Jetpacks pop out of secret compartments on my organ, and it starts to fly. My band appear outof fucking nowhere.
I stretch my fingers, crack my neck and begin to play.

 

[Saltarius]

[small]"Dude...not the time..."[/small]

"Ah, just the man I was looking for, if you'll be coming with me now then, Mr. Castell."

I begin to fall asleep, on account of my injuries. All seems lost. The day is won for Zombie and Vriska. Until, from the shadows bursts a metallic robot, vaguely resembling me. It boosts at Zombie and begins to furiously beat him.

"DREAMBOT *****!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I blink and fall off my organ, landing twelve metres below.
Getting to my feet, I raise an eyebrow.
"Firstly, your not my type. secoundly, how can you take me..when I'm not evn here...?"
I throw a black cape over myself and run away.

 

[Saltarius]

"Amusing that you think you can escape me, Prince. It shall not work."

Alcor melts into the ground and appears before Sigma. He lifts him by the neck and tightens his grip on his throat.

"You are going to make me immortal."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Arghkjfajsfoahsfi-"
I start to choke.
"But what about...the smoothiessss..."
I cough.
"Guys..little help..here...would be appreciated...."
I slam my blender into the side of Alcor's head.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey Alcor! Get your hands off my homeboy!" I punch Alcor's jaw off.

 

[Saltarius]

His head jerks due to the impact, yet he recovers quickly. A third arm sprouts from his back and removes the blender, tossing it a few feet away. The arm goes back into his body.

"I said, make me immortal. Do it, or I'll kill you slowly."

"WAY TOO BUSY DEALING WITH ZOMBIE."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"chhhckkk...What the fuck are you on about? I dont know how to make people immortal!"
I kick him in the groin.