"Oh fuckfuckfuckfuck no, it's a trap! But then again..what can go wrong?!" I stab his big fat purple heart.
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"You think I'm that stupid?" I release a swarm of tokoyami. They eat their way into Alcor's body. He begins to disapear. "No cure Alcor. Have fun in the darkness." I light some DMT.
I feel a weight in my jacket. I pull out a pocket watch. It seems to be made out of some sort of iron.
[i/]Sigma...[/i]
I gently open it. The clock face inside is blank. A strange roaring sound fills my ears. It sounds like a river, or an ocean...
I dont even have time to yell before I vanish in a blaze of white light.
[i/]Sigma...[/i]
I gently open it. The clock face inside is blank. A strange roaring sound fills my ears. It sounds like a river, or an ocean...
I dont even have time to yell before I vanish in a blaze of white light.
"I get the feeling everything is fucked up. This is your fault-What? No it's not. If anything, the idea was yours-No, fuck you! Wait, where's Sigma?"
"Yeah well...it will work out. I mean, I had to. Years of gaming told me what to do. Attack the glaring weak point."
"Zombie you fucking asshole! Also the universe is going to kill your wife." I OD on heroin and wake up on Derse. "Alcor! Come and face me!"
My mall body opens one eye, it's bright green, my hair is pure white. "Vriska left the alpha timeline for this, the universe doesn't like that. She's going to die."
"Well. Paddy's spouting nonsense, Sigma has disappeared, X has buggered off, Salt hasn't respawned, and you've-Wait fuck no, I've gone mad."
I unfurl the Chinese exorcism sword and spin an apparently empty jar around in my free hand. There's a brown handrolled cigarette in my mouth, my white fringe covers one eye, the other glows bright green. "So what's the plan Alcor? Why do you even want to live forever?"
I tap my foot impatiently. I need to find a way to become my God tier self. Fast. Seriously, this is boring as shit. I realize I'm mostly alone in the mall. Apart from Vriska, who's absorbed in a film with Nick Cage.
"This is stupid."
"This is stupid."
"You've got to die on your quest bed." My mall self explains to Zombie. He walks into a mattress store. "Of course it helps if you know your aspect first."
"Well the mall contains everything you could possibly desire right? But what if I exist in a quantum state of more than one aspect? Wouldn't that be fun?"
"But you don't. This is what I mean about high and mighty. You think you know everything, you fucking clown. Stupid twat." I walk off, and watch the film with Vriska, but get bored and look for my bed.
"I never said I was. I just posited a potential. Lovely rhythm there if I say so myself. Why do have to get so worked up about everything?"
"Because you're fucking annoying. Oh, Paddy is the greatest member of the team, because he has fucking magic! Ooooh I'm falling to my knees and praying for him! Stop being so high and mighty, or I'll remove your abilities. I have my ways-Dude, chill the fuck out-You shut up too."
"Well, you obviously know that God Tier means biological immortality. Yet when I was...lesser than this, I knew my time was at an end. T.O.M and other members of my kind have short life spans, despite what you think. Practical invulnerability came at a price. I murdered everyone of my species, except T.O.M. He retreated to the mall's recesses and hooked himself to a medium to extend his life. That led to his downfall. Sadly, I wasn't the one to kill him. But now that I have ascended, I have no need for the Prince. Now if you don't mind, I've got oblivion to wreak upon countless worlds."