Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I grasp his hand and pull, thrashing, trying to escape.

 

[Saltarius]

"You honestly think you can beat me? T.O.M grew stupid in his old age. He used a medium to contain his being, that's the only reason you could kill him. Me? I'm not so foolish. Still, if you and the Prince wish a struggle, so be it."

Alcor hurls Sigma and Paddy and begins to form a blade with his hand. He raises his left arm as purple fires form around the wedding hall.

PADDY/SIGMA:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ALCOR:???

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Listen shitbrains I've got temporal paradoxes to resolve and a river of pure life to maintain, so get the fuck out of my way." I throw Pimpbastard, which lodges in his chest, electrocuting and him burning him, I run up, leap, and bring Peake down on his skull.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stagger to my feet, coughing and gulping down air.
"What the fuck do you even want? I provide smoothies, comedic relief and ice-breakers when things get awkward! I dont even have any cool powers and shit like the others!"
I grab my blender.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I feint to the right and slam the whirring blades of my weapon into his face.

 

[Saltarius]

"You are the Prince of Time. It is your purpose, your meaning to use time to destroy. So do it. Fulfill your duty, and allow the Prince of Space to fulfill his."

He splits into two, both sides eyeing Sigma.

"Or die with this fool,thinking he is Slyph of Space."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I really don't want to go into metaphysics with you asshole!" I clutch one half of him and blast it with the gauntlets. "I'm whatever the hell I want to be, and dead ain't it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"This is...Hurk....bullshit...Vriska darling..."
"W8t one second dear." It would appear she's watching a movie involving Nick Cage.
"Fuck this." I flick the switch on my glasses.

 

[Saltarius]

I feint to the right and slam the whirring blades of my weapon into his face.

I throw Pimpbastard, which lodges in his chest, electrocuting and him burning him, I run up, leap, and bring Peake down on his skull.

Neither attack seems to have any effects, as he merely reforms after every cut, electrocution, or blending.

"Are you done yet?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Who the hell is this prince of space!"
OOC: Gonna be out for a while, can someone take over my character or something? cos i dont want to just fall asleep in the middle of a boss fight

 

[Saltarius]

"Because I'm just getting started."

The two Alcors jam their hands into the ground, a rippling shockwave coming closer and closer to Paddy and Sigma.

"I told you, you cannot beat me. And killing me would only serve my goals."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm only just getting started." I superheat the floor and jump up, kicking Alcor further down into the melted surface, which cools and solidifies, leaving him stuck there.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Seeing that I must of disintegrated the dreambot, I rush over to help Pad and Sig.
"Showtime motherfuckers." I pull out Raven, and get knocked back by the shockwave. I run back.
"Alright, now, Showtime motherfuckers." I slash at Alcor 1 with Raven.

 

[Saltarius]

"He's a thick one, isn't he? I am the Prince of Space. It is my purpose to destroy matter, to use space to obliterate."

"Missed one."

The other Alcor grabs Paddy and begins to bash his head mercilessly in the wall.

PADDY/SIGMA:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ALCOR:???
ALCOR 2:???

OOC: Conventional weaponry doesn't cut it. Conventional including magic.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grab my last stick of dynamite, cover it in glue and throw it at Alcor.
"WHY ARE YOU SO BLOODY HARD TO KILL!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well I'm sorry! I'm only about 20 pages into Homewtuck!"

 

[Saltarius]

"So then, which one of you killed T.O.M?"

I grab my last stick of dynamite, cover it in glue and throw it at Alcor.
"WHY ARE YOU SO BLOODY HARD TO KILL!"

"Shapeshifter, dumbass, course I can't be killed easily."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Time players can't manipulate aging anyway dude, the fuck is wrong with you? Italian Spiderman! Kill!" Italian Spiderman tears apart one of the Alcors.

((How the fuck is magic conventional?))

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Er...Right." I leap forwards at Alcor 2 and stab at his throat. "Also, guess what dumbass. I played a big part in his killing. Destroyed his lovely rock garden."

 

[Saltarius]

OOC:...Fuck if I know.

"Cute."

Alcor 1 grabs Italian Spiderman and tears him to shreds. He proceeds to consume Italian Spiderman's corpse in a macabre and grotesque display.

"Didn't need the other me anyways. And it looks like I'll have to resort to Plan B."

Alcor stands stock still. His chest opens up to reveal a purple heart.

"Do it. Kill me.""