Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

Mall me: "I'm not pretending to or demanding anything Zombie, I'm collecting knowledge and dispensing it as necessary, which seeing as we're in an environment alien to almost all of us, is a lot actually."

Derse me: "But why did you need Sigma in the first place? And of course the rules allow me to kill you, because you've turned and your death would be just." I exhale smoke, Alcor is pinned to the cobbled streets. "Being immortal's overrated anyway."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"And you're being a pompous dick about it. Oh look, I have these weird shitty bugs that I've failed to mention ever, so I'll use them and watch them do nothing. Oh, I can decide to control nanobots or some shit, meaning I CONTROL EVERYTHING. NYEHNYEHNYEH. Stop doing shit we never asked for. Fucking prick. Also, where did your bullshit smoke come from? Drugs don't give you magical power, your just hallucinating all the time."

 

[Saltarius]

"Everyone always says it's due to loneliness, your loved ones die, you can never join them. I always hated my family. I have no qualms with immortality.

Alcor snaps his fingers as the smoke disappears. He scans the area and tests his new powers, pointing his hand at a building. Within seconds, it has dissipated completely.

"Know this, Paddy the Second. At your level, you cannot defeat me. Perhaps if you ascend, your pathetic crew can have a paltry chance at wounding me. They are too busy fighting each other however. Farewell."

Alcor flies off into the starry sky.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Mall: "I AM TRYING! Not to lose my temper here. I explained the Mushi a long time ago. And you're the one who fell for Alcor's trap! The obviousity of which would have been hilarious had it not led to the potential slaughter of thousands of planets!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

Back in the mall, I stab asleep Paddy with Raven.
"You can be my stress doll. Mushi don't exist, hallucinations have made you think it. Also the trap? He would have done something worse had I not attacked."

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn in the Troll Hub. I walk over and sit next to Aradiabot and Sollux.

"I apologize for what happened. I wasn't myself."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Derse: I float casually up to him, keeping level with little effort, or at least I'm not showing it. "Actually I was thinking of the mental decay over the eons, I mean decades is enough, but imagine that by the power of, what was it? Oh yeah, infinity. That's the one. And if you destroy everything then it'll just be you by your lonesome for the rest of time. Which will be hilarious to watch, especially when you've fallen pray to senility."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The real Sollux is confused.
"Who the fuck are you? How did you get here? Plu2, why is Aradia gu2hing over me?"
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[Paddy the Second]

Mall: I catch Raven's blade in my hands. "Who said I was sleeping? And is something less real because it's a hallucination? I could easily say the same of this entire thing."

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait...the fuck?"

Everyone I get r0mantically inv0lved with seems t0 try and kill me at 0ne p0int 0r an0ther

DERSE

"Isn't it obvious? I'm already insane. I'll destroy myself when my mission is complete. Now quit bothering me, I've got a job to do. Bugger off."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Derse: "But if you're immortal how will you destroy yourself? And tell me about this mission of yours, it sounds super exciting."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I twist the blade, cutting Paddys palm. I rip it out, and kick him away.
"The thing is, you're always high as the sky. That isn't a good thing. You think you see things, that don't exist."
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"Thank y0u for helping me S0llux. I'm s0rry I d0ubted y0u."
"Uh...2ure thing? What the fuck i2 going on? Dude can you leave? Me and Ara are having a moment."

 

[Saltarius]

"You know what Princes do. We destroy our aspect, or use it to destroy. Even immortal beings can be erased. Observe."

Alcor uses his powers, eraasing Dream Paddy before bringing him back.

"See?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'll be back. Give me a moment."

I kick down the door out and walk over to Zombie, before grabbing a nearby chair and bashing it over his head.

"What. The fuck. Did you do. To my wife."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Mall: "So you doubt me because of a few mind enhancing substances, but infinite malls? Yes please sir! Fluthlu? Oh how ripping! An Escher of texts, balancing dangerously on the knife's edge, ready to tear apart at any moment? Let me just propose to someone who the multiverse will not allow to continue existing here! And resetting the universe to avoid it's destruction? Yeah this all sounds legit to me!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cut the chair in half before it hits me.
"Wait, what? I have no idea what you're on about." I look over the top of my red and blue glasses.
"You need to chill the fuck out. Plus you guys never got married officially."
"And Paddy, Yes. Yes I do doubt you. Because I've seen all the stuff you mentioned. Your shit? Never heard or seen it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Derse: "I never claimed my dreamself was immortal, he's aged after all. Or should that have been I've? And the cold existanceless void was fun, you should visit sometime."

 

[Saltarius]

"I am going to literally tear you limb from limb you little shit."

I pounce Zomb and begin to punch his face in.

"You are a psychotic shit who can never let go of a grudge. What the hell did I do that I haven't made up for that prompted this?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, you tried to kill me. During a party. Not cool." I grab his fists and push him off.
"I didn't know you actually like Aradia. Plus, she's a freaking robot. If you want, I'll tell her the truth."

 

[Paddy the Second]

((I'm gon' get some dinner, back in like 30 mins.))