Mall: "That was a few days ago. Also she's 13, which makes you a paedophile, I am totally reporting you to every police force in the universe."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
- Thread starter RaNDM G
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A horde of Ryans begin to walk out of random assorted shops all wearing different uniforms and armours, each carry mismatched weapons all heading for the main lobby in formation...
X: "And it begins..."
X: "And it begins..."
"Except, no. Trolls age differently to us. Plus, Salt is doing the same, and you were gushing over her, wanting to marry her. You want her for yourself, you didn't get her. You're annoyed. Oh and, she's an alien technically."
They get to the main lobby, one of them starts screaming orders and they begin to spread out through the mall
Mall: "I don't know what I want. Remember that time I tried to stop you saving the universe from destruction? Then back in Santa Teresa I was shouting the rules at you so that precise thing didn't happen. And yes they do age differently, their years are longer, which makes her six. Again. Space police. And you're the one who was pissed off with me earlier, you're acting like a bad fanfic author."
A group of Ryans in officer uniforms seem to be setting up a command post in the main lobby, an X in a commisar uniform is helping them
"Except, she's a fucking alien. I...fuck this is stupid. Wait, how was you stopping me from saving the universe, A good thing? Also, in Santa Teresa, you were trying to force rules, when they were not needed. Because the city was fucked up. Anyway, I was pissed at you over something different. Your smugness. And your still doing it."
Mall: "You completely missed the point there, the rules in Santa Teresa were the pre-established rules. In fact rules is the wrong word, it's like gravity, except disobeyal would have destroyed the universe."
"Except, I did disobey, and nothing fucking happened. You think you know everything. Your smugness. It's appearing again."
Mall: "What? What? Fucking seriously? You did not disobey the rules,for some fucking reason Sn0wman was there, don't even pretend you had anything to do with that."
Mall: "That wasn't a rule, I just wanted to watch you get drunk on Mezcal because I thought it would be hilarious, and you spoiled my fun!"
"So you lied to me. Now not only are you trying to pretend that you know everything, you're pretending that you can fuck up your own rules and get away with it. Well done dipshit."
Mall: "I never said not drinking Mezcal would break the universe, but fighting there without being drunk on Mezcal is like watching Plan 9 From Outer Space for the acting."
A squad of Ryans in imperial guardsmen armour holding lasrifles walk up to Paddy and Zombie,
the lead one says "What the hell are you two fighting about this time?"
the lead one says "What the hell are you two fighting about this time?"