Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

Xot: Goddammit, you're acting like a bunch of CLOWNS!

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[color=indigo]heh heh[/color]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You know what? Fuck you. I'm sick of this shit. What is your fucking obsession with drugs! I don't care if you eat some pills in your own time, I couldn't care less in fact. But you think they give you the knowledge of everything! You think they make you great. Well fuck that shit!" I grab Paddy's bag, and burn it.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Mall: "We're in the mall, that's as effective as blowing on a wasp to stop a hive attacking you. And I haven't downed any pills for ages."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The Lead aims his rifle at zombie "Chill guys..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys. Guys, there's a pretty big problem. The space cops don't exist anymore. Alcor probably got to them."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yo Tox, can you control what we can find in the mall? Like drugs? Plus, why would drugs be in a mall!?" I see the rifle.
"Piece of shit isn't it?" I grab the fake gun and smash it against a wall.

 

[RaNDM G]

oh shit

heh heh heh

sis we have a problem

heh heh heh heh heh

Sis: "Oh shit!"

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh a ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The gun goes off as it hits the wall... the shot blows up a fine china store

The lead backs away as he pulls out a chainsword and laspistol "Chill man... just chill"

 

[Saltarius]

"GUYS. GAMZEE'S SOBERING UP. FUCKING HIDE."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, I got this. Gamzee, get the FUCK out here!"
"wHaT's Up ************?"
"Wait...you're not laughing?"
"nOpE. wHaT iS tHe MoThErFuCkInG pRoBlEm?"
"Er...nothing."

 

[Saltarius]

"Tell me Xot, what would happen if that precious little star powering your mall was to...disappear?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Lead: "Whats wrong with... it?"

Several of the squads begin to converge on Alcor

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Can you make this stupid Ryan Army disappear to? And Paddys infinite amount of drugs?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=indigo]SUCKER[/color]

Gamzee cracks a club over Zombie's skull.

Xot: It's self-generating. Odds are if you took it, we'd have a smaller star to fall back on.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk in on the insanity with a load of hákarl and surströmming.
"Hey guys. Didn't miss the wedding, did I?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes. You're just in time to see Alcor destroy the universe however."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab the club before it hits me.
"DAMN IT GAMZEE!"
Gamzee lays unconscious on the floor.
"Uh...Gamzee? Oh fuck. What the fuck just attacked me?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The command centre plugs into a radio system the original ryan left behind and begins to broadcast coordinates

The horde begins to converge on Alcor, including the squad who was just talking to the group

 

[Saltarius]

"Xot, it's cute you think we can defeat a God Tier Prince of Space like we are now, but really, we need to ascend to beat this asshole."

The hordes all vanish from the known universe with a wave of Alcor's hand.

"Please, try harder."

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot: Salt. I know what I'm doing.

Gamzee punches Zombie in the gut.

this would be easier for you if you only KNEELED

He cracks another pin across his face.