Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I dunno, I hope I'm an Heir of something though. Not heart though. Doom would be awesome, be all like 'Salt, do the Doomy Thing!' and there'll be a black maelstrom of plague and death and shit."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks over to the group "so... what's going on?"

The cannons are readied

 

[Saltarius]

"I see it in your eyes. You are a born killer, while true of most your race, you relish the pain you inflict. Join me, Gamzee Makara, and together, we can destroy this pitiful universe together, Bard and Prince."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The psycannons fire at Alcor

OOC: these should atleast inflict pain... yes, even on a god.

 

[Saltarius]

Dude erases matter like normal people breathe. Don't waste your time man. He and Gamzee are having a nice conversation.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait, why are we discussing it? We just need to die on the right aspect's quest bed. And we can die infinite times. And the Mall has everything. And quest beds are a thing."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: fine... and psy-bolts are technically composed of somekind of divine anti-matter

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, so we just need to find a suitable outfitter for Quest Beds. Oh hey, a Quest Bed, Bath and Beyond."

I enter and scour for the Heir of Doom bed.

 

[RaNDM G]

kill

KILL

nah theres no good in that

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks back to the command post

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk in and flop on the Light bed because why not?
I fire my crossbow straight up, relax and die when it hits me in the eye.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I snap out of my daze. I have a small lump on my head. Ow. I join Salt in his search.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well it appears the Fighters have taken their heads out their asses long enough to try and ascend to fight me. I advise you do the same. Meanwhile, I shall wait."

"Alright. Found it."

I hop onto the bed, stick my revolver in my mouth and load a regular round. I squeeze the trigger.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My dreamself sits on the space quest bed. I stab him in the face. Stab me in the face? Whatever.

 

[RaNDM G]

whatever you say ************

A wide grin cracks across Gamzee Makara's face. An indigo fire engulfs him.

Salt's corpse lies dead on his quest bed. He respawns in the Mall, just the same as he was.

Xot: You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fuck, which one is mine?...Guys? I'm really am unsure. Guys? Any help? Fuck it." I close my eyes, and jump on one of the random ones, as the others did. I stab myself and die.

 

[Saltarius]

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-Ok, mind telling us a better way?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have never been more ready for anything in my life."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn. "It seems I am not a hero of Light. Okay. Breath."
I run at the Breath bed and dive on it head-first, cracking my head open and killing me. What luck.

 

[MinimanZombie]

It would appear I missed myself. Great. I hop off the bed, and see if it worked for the others. Nope. I walk back down to them.
"What now then?"