Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I use Ravens Razor to try and slice off Alcors foot. I then use my secondary blade to stab his stomach.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I kick Alcor in the dick while screaming.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start stabbing Alcor in the chest absent-mindedly.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Fine. We'll play it your way."

Xot gets on his feet and puts up his fists. He casts Flare LVL. 3.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: going for dinner I'll be back in 20 mins, someone use X in the fight if they want to I guess.

 

[Paddy the Second]

X kicks Alcor in the dick while screaming.

 

[Saltarius]

X checks her rifle and switches over to hellfire rounds (explode in a cloud of poisonous acidic needles a milimetre before impact). She opens fire again. "FUCK YOU DAEMON"

"So, have you all gotten your weapons from a dollar store or what?"

The damage on Alcor continues to mount as his life-giving ichor continues to drain.

-4

"Why would we want to do that Giant Paddy?" I ask while stabbing Alcor in the chest absent-mindedly.

"Gnk! Almost *cough* felt pain there. Nice *cough* try though.

Dark matter begins to pour from the wound, mixing with the pure white ichor.

-7

I kick Alcor in the dick while screaming.

Alcor doesn't have a dick. What makes you think he'd have one anyways?

DUMBASS +2

I use Ravens Razor to try and slice off Alcors foot. I then use my secondary blade to stab his stomach.

"Oh nooo, my foot. What am I ever to do...fly?"

-6

"I thought you'd all *cough* have m-more in you! Yet you disappoint m-me."

Alcor fires a volley of antimatter at each of the fighters before flying upwards and driving his blade into the ground, releasing a shockwave to send the fighters tumbling backwards.

-5

FIGHTERS(AND XOT):IIIIIIIIIIIIIII
GT ALCOR:IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright assface. Let's go." I rush forward, and cut off his arms.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I set up my sniper rifle and aim it at Alcor's head. The bullet materialises too close to his face for him to dodge as the shell tears through living matter with ease.

 

[RaNDM G]

Xotnitram draws a Python from his pants. He fires a .357 round in Alcor's chest.

 

[Saltarius]

Xot casts Flare LVL. 3.

"I thought I killed you again. Now you got my nice outfit all burnt.

-5, BURN

"Alright assface. Let's go." I rush forward, and cut off his arms.

"Oh no, it's not like I can just grow some more.

Ichor gushes from Alcor's arm stumps as they reform. His new arms still drips with the white substance.

I set up my sniper rifle and aim it at Alcor's head. The bullet materialises too close to his face for him to dodge as the shell tears through living matter with ease.

The bullet tears through Alcor's head. He is knocked back before standing straight and reforming his head.

"Nothing new.

-4

"This has been fun, but it's time to put an end to th-grk!"

Alcor falls to his knees, his hands clutching his heart.

"W-what the hell did you do to me!? Make it stop! Make it sto-"

A black wolf-like creature bursts from Alcor's back as he falls limp to the ground, his eyes rolling back in his head.

The being eyes the fighters and snarls vicously as crackling lightning forms around the beast.

FIGHTERS(AND XOT):IIIIIIIIIIIIIII
POLARIS:IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Xot. "You have a Python in your trousers?"
I stab Polaris in the face.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yes. Yes I do."

Xot pistol whips Polaris.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nice doggy. Good doggy! Who's a good dog? You are! You are! Where's the ball? Fetch!" I throw a slightly larger than normal tennis ball away from us.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I cut out Polaris' teeth.

 

[Saltarius]

"Nice doggy. Good doggy! Who's a good dog? You are! You are! Where's the ball? Fetch!" I throw a slightly larger than normal tennis ball away from us.

Polaris ignores the ball and proceeds to chomp Zombie's err...balls.

DUMBASS +413

I cut out Polaris' teeth.

Paddy is electrocuted by the time he gets close enough to even swipe.

DUMBASS +6
-5

Xot pistol whips Polaris.

Polaris jerks from the force of the hit.

-2

I stab Polaris in the face.

Polaris is stabbed in the face.

-4

Polaris pounces on Xot and eats the Python from his belt. It then proceeds to chomp at his jugular. All the while the crackling electricity has gone rogue and is indiscriminately shocking Fighters.

-6

Out of the blue, a purplish man arrives and begins to swing clubs furiously at Polaris. They seem to be having moderate effects. He leaps back before he can be attacked.

SuP mOtHeRfUcKeRs

FIGHTERS(AND XOT):IIIIIIIIIIIII
GOD TIER GAMZEE:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
POLARIS:IIIIIIIIIIII

 

[MinimanZombie]

I push him away using Raven.
"Sup Gamzee. Have fun." I leap onto a balcony above, and grab some knifes. I throw them at Polaris periodically.

 

[RaNDM G]

Gamzee turns around and stares at himself.

wOaH

[color=indigo]who the FUCK let this poser in[/color]

nAh bRo cHiLl fOr a sEc

GT Gamzee holds his fist out. The other Gamzee, a bit uncertain, responds with a shaky fistbump.

One Gamzee phases into the other.

now this shit is motherfucking weird

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"GAMZEE! WONDERFUL! Use your Got Tier powers to mellow the doggy out!"
I look at New Gamzee.
"NEW GAMZEE! Mellow everyone out!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I set Pimpbastard to full power and throw it down Polaris' throat.