Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Saltarius

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Paddy the Second said:
I set Pimpbastard to full power and throw it down Polaris' throat.
The fire burns Polaris's throat as it attempts and fails to howl in pain.

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THE REAL GT GAMZEE proceeds to shove a sopor slime pie down Polaris's throat.

HIGH+7

Polaris is officialy stoned off his furry ass.

BrO nEeDs To CaLm ThE fUcK dOwN
MinimanZombie said:
I push him away using Raven.
"Sup Gamzee. Have fun." I leap onto a balcony above, and grab some knifes. I throw them at Polaris periodically.
The high Polaris is pelted with knives. It doesn't seem to notice.

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Do We ReAlLy NeEd To KiLl It? He'D mAkE a BiTcHiN' pEt

THE REAL GT GAMZEE proceeds to pet Polaris.
 

MinimanZombie

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"God damn it Gamzee, that's what I tried! But no, it didn't like me."
"aW dUdE, dOn'T bE sAd ************. It WaS jUsT a BiT aGiTaTeD."
"......Sweet."
 

MinimanZombie

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nAh BrO, iT's PrEtTy MoThErFuCkInG cOoL. pLuS, lIfE iS a MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe."
"Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with Gamzee. Now, what happened to Sigma?"
 

Saltarius

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"Holy shit, I almost forgot about him. He like...totally disappeared."

LiKe A mIrAcLe BrO

"Sure Gamz. Sure."
 

Sigma Castell

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"..Where are we going?"
[color="{003366}"]"Gamescon, spaztard. I bought us tickets, remember? Or were you still high as a fucking kite with Paddy?"[/color]
"Uh, no, I just..I'm really tired."
[color="{003366}"]"Yeah, I gathered that from the way you were drooling all over my shoulder until eleven AM. Just because I let you sleep at my place doesn't mean you can ruin my pyjamas."[/color]
"Since when have you bothered wearing pyjamas?"
[color="{003366}"]"Since your prick of a brother walked in on me naked."[/color]
"..I have a brother?"
 

Saltarius

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"Well, we're kinda stuck in this parallel pocket dimension. We need to devise a plan to get out."

My BrO hErE sAyS hE cAn GeT uS oUt

"Seems legit."

And with that, the fighters and Xot, along with a very high interdimensional demonic dog and his newfound master returned to the mall.

"Now then, where the hell is Sig?"
 

MinimanZombie

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I turn on my radio/transmitter thing.
"Hey Sigma? Can you hear me? Answer us if you can hear us! We are currently in the mall. Where are you?"
 

Saltarius

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"Wait. That stupid pebble he keeps in his pocket is here. And that damn blender he uses. Gamz, you mind using Polaris to travel to wherever the hell Sig is?"

AiGhT'

Then we're wherever the hell Sig is.
 

MinimanZombie

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We find a rotting skeleton.
"The...fuck?" I notice millions of other skeletons, a few rotting corpses and such.
"Oh not this place again. Fuck."
 

MinimanZombie

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"G-Van got blown up, G-Dog never existed, and all the other iterations were destroyed or didn't exist. We're shit with vehicles." I find one of my old bodies. Damn I look good.
 

Saltarius

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"Dammit Gamzee, I said where Sig is, not the boneyard."

HoNeSt MiStAkE

Now we are wherever the hell Sig is.