Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Fuck that stupid book! Where did you even get it!" I grab the book and throw it out the window.
"It's bullshit. Anyway, I don't want any of your stupid drugs."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No mezcal no fighting. And that book is currently what we're inside, so I'd be careful."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What are you fucking on about now? You're on fucking drugs. So of course you're out you mind. Plus, I don't need to fight anyway. In fact, why are you ordering me around?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"zombie chill"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So you don't get stuffed into a car, murdered and left in the desert."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"paddy chill"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But none of that will happen to me, because I can fucking handle myself. I'm sick of you acting high and mighty to. Think you're sooo great with your magic. Well guess what? You're not. You're a fucking drugged up idiot."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X facepalms and mutters "you guys have already had this fight"

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=orange]ah shit here we go again[/color]

Sis: "Kick his ass!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"aW mAn NoT tHiS mOtHeRfUcKiNg ShIt AgAiN."
I stop the radio and turn off the engine.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X looks at zombie and paddy "Why don't you two fuck and get it over with?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I'm going to fucking murder you too X. Very slowly and painfully."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fire my lazer, incinerating the cars engine.
"..."
"Can we please not do this again?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"This car was really fucking nice. Now you're on my list Sigma. Salt is on the fucking boundaries...and Tril and Knife seem cool. Maybe."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Well I've had enough of you guys fucking fighting, the homoerotic tension between you two is insane"

X is barely holding back a grin

 

[MinimanZombie]

I release my two wrist swords and turn to X.
"That's it ************, time to die."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Zombie listen to me, we're inside the text, so we obey it's rules. We have to, and one of this particular texts rules is that if a black car pulls up you enter it and your body is found in the desert. Comprende?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No, I fucking don't. Look, I love reading, and books, but this is bullshit. If I can fight FLUTHLU and come away relatively unscathed, then I can fucking handle this. I'm still sick of your bullshit. Now." I turn back to X. "You."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X starts to giggle "Really, my time to die? I thought it was paddy's"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I will, Fucking, murder all of you." I leap at X, swords poised for her throat.