Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Well I finished Korra, I suppose I should round up all you assholes so we can get back to the mall." I look around. "Oh for fuck's sake guys."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wake up from my nap on the sofa, stretch and yawn contentedly .
"So...what's up everyone? How about we look around the city? We can defend ourselves after all."

 

[Knife-28]

"Hey, I'm game for a skiz around the city." I say, standing from the coach and stretching my arms.
"Eh, you go ahead, I'm going to try and fix this fucking gun." Efink yells from the other room, followed by a blast of sound and a muffled swear.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X wakes up in the library and walks back to the main room "I miss anything?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We're just about to hit the town. Ready?" I say, shouldering my face bag.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is a terrible idea so of course we're going to go through with it and there will be a lot of dead bodies by the end."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Sure, I'll come"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Sweet. Also...shut up Paddy, you God damn Debby Downer." I open the front door, and get into the drivers seat of the black car.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh sorry Zombie, name one time we went somewhere and didn't kill anybody."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well...one time we went to the coffee shop. I think. But then you all got ran over..." I sit there holding onto the wheel, pondering.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt killed two people at the coffee shop."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What about...fuck it, are you getting in or not?" I turn the engine on.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I've been in the passenger seat for ten minutes."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...I didn't hear you get in." I look in the back seat and see Sigma, Knife, and X. In the boot seat is Trilby.
"Great then! Lets go!" I turn on the radio, and start driving.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You have no idea where you're going do you?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Not a fucking clue. OH GOD." I swerve out the way of a figure on the road and nearly crash into a nearby pillar. Wait, this seems awfully familiar [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/540.376169-Mall-Fight-RP-ACT-3-ACT-2-G-TEAM-NO-MORE-Open?page=15]...
"Fucking, bodies in roads. Always messing up my driving." I get out and see Salt.
"This fucker? Can we tie him to the top of the car?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No. Just stick him next to Trilby, the boot's big enough."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine." I tie up Salt's limp body, and plop him in the boot. I then get back in the drivers seat.
"Where shall we go?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. We can go to the underground boxing ring, as in criminal not geographical. Or we could go to an illegal landfill. Or a power station. Or one of the other fifty power stations. Or we could go to the park."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So the options are, training, looting, more looting, or relaxing. Let's go in that order then!" I drive off, in search of a secret boxing ring.