Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

While Efink and Raritysprite argue, I alchemize some stuff.

Tanto && Australian Flag = That's Not A Knife!
Tanto || Australian Flag = This Is A Knife!
Music Gun && Rainbow Dash Figurine = 20% Louder
Grenade && Pinkie Pie Figurine = Party Popper

I look down at the Party Popper, and decide to test it by throwing it at a nearby bust of a skull headed dude with pool ball eyes. The hot pink explosive blows up with a blast of confetti and streamers, and some of the grayish fog previously trapped inside spills out onto the ground, turning what's left of the bust transparent.
After making a few more Party Poppers, I work on some accessories to my outfit.

Wrist Watch && Computer = Watch It!
Watch It! && Three Diamonds Suited = Diamonds Are Forever

I slip into my new suit (Which is identical to my old one except for the computer built into it) and brings up a holographic screen with Pesterchum open.

Spoiler: Show Chatlog

xeroxBlade[XB] began pestering ????[PP]

XB: Hey
XB: If you need someone to game with, I think X is looking for a server and or client player.
XB: Also, if you get in the game, I have some bitching explosives for you.

I deactivate the computer for the moment, and, armed with my new weapons, decide to wander around the LOBAE for a while.

 

[Saltarius]

chlorideTechie[CT] began pestering psychoGeographer[PG]

CT:Listen.
CT:Kill Salt now
CT: Stop him from harming anymore people
CT: Trust me

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Mother of god this is stupid."
I go back to the LOQAS to watch the light.

 

[Paddy the Second]

PG answered CT

PG: Jeeze Nega Salt, calm down.
PG: I'm presuming you're Nega Salt.
PG: Anyway.
PG: What innocent people are there to be killed around here anyway?

I turn to my alchemiser and decide to do something with it.

Gas Mask && Computer = Faceputer!
Faceputer! && Suit = SRS BSNS
SRS BSNS && Bong = The Dealer
Gauntlets && The Necronomicon = Powerglove (It's So Bad)
Pimpbastard && Powerglove (It's So Bad) = Powerbastard! (The Baddest)

"That'll do for now." I lay the beatdown on some imps.

 

[Saltarius]

CT: It's not about the innocents there.
CT: It's what he'll do when he reaches GT.
CT: Do you really think he'll use it for it's intended purpose?
CT: Or will he grow vain and foolhardy, using it to further his meritocracy?
CT: Do you agree with that ideal?
CT: The strong live while the weak die?
CT: I've already got two strong to my cause.
CT: Choose wisely Paddy the Second.

 

[Wackymon]

PP:Oooh! Explosives!
PP: Oh, and I'm your server player....
PP: And I don't trust her.
PP: Sorry about the toilet... I sorta.... blew it up.... and sent it into space...

partyPony Began pestering ???? (PG)

PP: Hey!
PP: Can you be my server player?

 

[Paddy the Second]

PG: Are you forgetting the rules?
PG: If he does do that his death will be just.
PG: And he'll stay dead.
PG: Problem solved.
PG: And I'm not gonna take sides just yet.
PG: Maybe I won't at all.
PG: I'm an anarchist after all.
PG: Gotta protect my own interests so that I may benefit everyone else.

[PG]psychoGeographer answered [PP]
PG: Sorry, I'm already Grim's server player.
PG: I think he could be yours though.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shrug and steal some randoms guys alchemiser.

 

[Wackymon]

PP: Darn!
PP: And he's not all that good at it, if you know what I mean.
PP: But oh well.
PP: Get him to connect.

 

[Saltarius]

CT: Of course. So be it.
CT: You'll all see.

"Paddy, who the hell've you been talking to?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

[PG] replied to [PP]
PG: I got it.
PG: My sprite will be your server player.
PG: Would that be OK.

"Just Diane, my sprite might be her server player."

 

[Wackymon]

PP: Uh...
PP: A little unorthadox
PP: But Perfectly fine...
PP: I think.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey asshole!" "What the fuck do you want you non-glowy bastard?" "You're Diane's server player now" "Oh, cool." I throw a laptop at his face and he sets out all the necessary items around Diane.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright. It's just my Nega was being a fuckhead earlier. Harpin on about justice and how everyone should be 'equal'. What shit."

I begin to sharpen The American Way on a rock, using it as a makeshift whetstone.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm as far from that as you could get."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane get to work blah blah blah kernalsprite blah blah blah protyping blah blah blah potato.

Diane now has a Kernalsprite: Pinkiesprite!
Diane looks at her pinkiesprite, it mirroring her moves.
"Nice."
The pinkiesprite looks like a cat, but pinkiepie.

 

[Saltarius]

"Darwinism has run the planet since it's fruition. The strong survive and pass on their genees, while the weak and stupid die off. It all makes sense. There must be some semblance of order in things."

 

[RaNDM G]

nah man I thought it was more like different animals are suited for different environments. doesnt make em smart or strong or anything.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, Darwinism is that the members of a species who adapt to their enviroment survive"

 

[Saltarius]

"Since when the fuck did you learn something instead of saying it was because of 'miracles'?"

"My point stands. The best survive. All who are against me say it now so we can make the bloodbath quick."