Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

Knife is too busy having a new pair of clothes made for him to answer.

"Sure, but firstly, who are you and how the fuck did you get here?" Efink says while in the middle of alchemizing some stuff.

 

[Saltarius]

"Nega Salt. As for the latter, let's just say I'm experienced enough at this game. Listen, Salt's a crazy nihilistic ************ who believes a meritocracy is the best form of rule. I can't allow his bullshit. Except killing him's only going to make it easier for him to ascend. What to do, what to do..."

MEANWHILE, AT THE MALL...

Aradiabot walks over to Xot.

S0 y0u g0t s0me caves 0r s0mething in this *****

 

[RaNDM G]

Xot is unconscious. Getting your throat chewed out by a ravenous dog will do that to you.

Sister,

[color=orange]Davesprite[/color]

, and

[color=indigo]Gamzee[/color]

are kinda just chilling out. Maybe you could ask them something?

 

[Saltarius]

Well shit any0ne else kn0w where a tr0ll can get their archae0l0gy on

sodiumEngineer[SE] began pestering (insert whatever the hell Xot's pesterchum is here)

SEude.
SE:Where the hell are you.
SE:Gamzee just fucking prototyped a kernelsprite with Alcor and Polaris.
SE:We're fucked against the Black King.
SE:Get in here.
SE:Respond dammit.

 

[Saltarius]

sodiumEngineer[SE] began pestering sadistSibling[SS]


SE: Sis holy shit whats going on
SE:Is Xot dead again
SE: Wait shit I dont care
SE:Gamzee just fucking prototyped a sprite with Alcor and Polaris
SE: We need help.
SE: Your the cool one so I called on you.

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=indigo]terminallyCapricious[TC][/color]

began trolling

sodiumEngineer[SE]

[color=indigo]TC: hey girl
TC: calm your tatas everything is cool
TC: you just gotta
TC: RELAX
TC: and let what happens happen you know what im sayin[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Dude your the reason were in this fucking mess
SE: Then my nega showed up and shit got bad
SE:I swear if you say I need to slam some rude elixir Imma choke a *****
SE:You being the *****

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=indigo]TC: girl
TC: you know im done with that shit you know it
TC: that motherfucking hurts[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Dude while Im at it
SE: Juggalos fucking suck
SE: Sopor slime is the worst shit there is
SE: Faygo's actually pretty good
SE: And your sober bullshit never scared me
SE: Dark carnival my ass
SE:And Im a guy douchenozzle

apocalypseArisen[AA] began trolling sodiumEngineer[SE]

AA:whats g0ing 0n
SE:That douche Gamzee prototyped a fuckin sprite with that douchebag from yesterday
SE:The dog too
AA:thats pretty bad
SE: No shit sherlock

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

REDACTED

EDIT: IGNORE, hit post too early by accident

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=indigo]TC: oh
TC: well shit
TC: what you say is so damn ambiguous i have a hard time telling
TC: im sorry about that girl
TC: :o)[/color]

turntechGodhead[TG]

began pestering

sodiumEngineer[SE]

TG: oh shit
TG: shits about to get motherfucking real in here

 

[Saltarius]

SEave dont even get me started


sodiumEngineer began pestering sadistSibling[SS]

SE:Sister pick up please
SE:Gamzees being an ignorant fuck and my wife has no ideas
SE:Your my only hope
SE:Godammit

 

[RaNDM G]

[color=lightblue]SS: i think i just herd a call for help
SS: is it someone actualy giving a fuck?
SS: i think it is
SS: what do you need?[/color]

 

[Knife-28]

"Right then, I think I can subscribe to fucking up Salt's shit." Efink says, holding out his right hand to shake.

I chose this moment to emerge from the other room, dressed to the nines in a new white suit and purple tie, the suit bearing Rarity's cutie mark mark on the right chest pocket.

Spoiler: Knife: Render yourself in a more symbolic matter.

"Huh, nice duds." Efink comments.
"Duds?! These are not DUDS! This is a work of art, if I do say so myself." Raritysprite says outraged.
"Ok, sorry, don't get your knickers in a twist."
"My WHAT!"

"Oh god this was a horrible prototyping idea..." I mutter out of ear shot.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up, clutching my head. I look around wherever I am.
"Gahd salt when did you become sooo...i dunno...not-caring-if-you-kill-innocent-people-y?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So we need to be at the highest level of the Echeladder before we can get the tiger?" I start downing Rare Candy.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not 'not caring about the innocent'. If you have merit, you survive. The weak and useless die off, allowing the strong to survive. You're all exemplary cases, so I have no quarrels with you."

SE:K sis first I need you to kick xot in the nuts for me
SE:The fate of the world is at stake trust me

 

[Saltarius]

chlorideTechie[CT] began pestering sadistSibling[SS]
CT:Okay listen
CT:Just trust me
CT: That guy you know as Salt is insane.
CT: I don't mean Joker insane, and I don't mean Mall insane.
CT: Like, evil insane.
CT: You have to stop him.

 

[Wackymon]

PP began pestering (ANYONE Who can be her server player)

PP: Hey!
PP: People!

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Not like I've got a fuckin choice is it

I begin to manuever shit around, building grist and deploying alchemiters and cruxtruders. I proceed to accidentally uproot a toilet.

SE: Oh fuck

I decide to drop it on Xot.