Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"So, taking it as it seems, He will be a robotic two headed Hussie like creature, one head being bear Hussie the other being bear Paddy. I think we can do this."

 

[Grim327]

"You guys are making absolutely no sense whatsoever."

[I do believe that Homestuck has gotten to the point of me not being able to comprehend it any longer. I mean come on, I just finished fighting a harlequin monster. WTF?]

 

[Paddy the Second]

((You ain't seen nothing yet.))

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Unless, God forbid, one of the others accidentally throws something insanely powerful in there."

 

[Grim327]

[I don't think I want to see it.]

 

[Saltarius]

[B-Baby you ain't seen n-nothing yeeeetttttt]

 

[Saltarius]

"The first sprite was a fucking two-headed bear, what could be stronger? A three-headed bear?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Polaris, Gamzee, Alcor, I could go on and on, but you get the idea."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't know... Bec? A God Tier Hero?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"A sun, Lord English, Doc Scratch, Snowman..."

 

[Saltarius]

"We already met one of those. King Douche, or as he's commonly referred to, Alcor. He died of a reverse-chestburster dog. Still, there's no chance either one'll show up."

Oh ShIt A kErNeLsPrItE! BeTtEr FuCkIn ToSs SoMeThIn In

THE REAL GT GAMZEE Proceeds to toss Alcor's body into the sprite.

SoRrY bRo, GoTtA dO tHiS

Gamzee tosses Polaris into the sprite.

POLALCORSPRITE has been made.

"Like I was saying, there's no chance."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I witness the events on my Holoputer.
"I FUCKING KNEW IT!" I turn the projection off, and proceed to flip a table containing the TV playing Twin Peaks.
[Going to bed, Goodnight. Try not to proceed to much without me.]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Robosprite watches Gamzee.

[color=grey]Hey tall grey and horny.
The fuck are you doing?
That does not seem good.
At all.[/color]

RS began pestering TW.
RS: Shit is heading in a very downward fashion.

"Uh... I think we have a problem. I'm just going to... bye!"
I rocket back through the gates to the Mall.

 

[Saltarius]

POLALCORSPRITE: What the literal fuck.
PASPRITE: I was dead like five seconds ago.
PASPRITE:Now I'm a fuckin' dog.

HoLy ShIt It TaLkS nOw

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Gamzee, what the fuck did you do?" I ask.

 

[Saltarius]

FuCkIn MiRaClEs

PASPRITE:Why the fuck am I not God Tier anymore.
PASPRITE: And why am I a dog.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Gamzee, your 'miracle' has probably doomed us all. I mean, we'd have to check with a Hero of Doom, but still. This is very very not good."

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys, we can do this. We beat that asshole when he was God Tier. We can beat him when he's a monstrous amalgam of our kernelsprites."

HoNeSt MiStAkE

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, I know. It's okay Gamzee. Hey, I think Paddy left a bag of DMT over there," I point behind Gamzee. "Could you get it for me? He really doesn't like sobriety."

 

[Saltarius]

FuCk No, ThIs ShIt Is HiLaRiOuS!