"Anyway, now we're here, it should be easier for us to work out our aspects. We just need to find out which denizen we have. Apart from Space and Time, because they have frogs and the Beat Mesa."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Guys, that's not how you kill an Ogre."
I look on at a particularly mean son of a *****. He's stepping on innocent families of salamanders. As a family man myself, I cannot tolerate this.
I tap into The American Way's mystical energies. Images flow by the party of the Founding Fathers, the signing of the Declaration, of the N64 kid and many more American icons. With their power vesting in me, I leap at the ogre and take a mighty swing.
The ogre is decapitated as it's blood flows into an American Flag as I salute the fallen.
"That, my friends, is fucking diplomacy."
I look on at a particularly mean son of a *****. He's stepping on innocent families of salamanders. As a family man myself, I cannot tolerate this.
I tap into The American Way's mystical energies. Images flow by the party of the Founding Fathers, the signing of the Declaration, of the N64 kid and many more American icons. With their power vesting in me, I leap at the ogre and take a mighty swing.
The ogre is decapitated as it's blood flows into an American Flag as I salute the fallen.
"That, my friends, is fucking diplomacy."
"Yeah. Fucking frogs. So high and mighty-Wait, we're totally going to fuck up and give the universe cancer. And Salt...I think my way worked fine. I already picked up the grist and shit. Your way is boring. Slashing swords and shit."
[Grim, don't worry. It probably still won't make sense the first time around.]
[Grim, don't worry. It probably still won't make sense the first time around.]
"From where I'm standing there are hella frogs just not giving a shit." I sit at my computer and set up everything Grim needs. "That should let you handle things."
((It only gets worse Grim.))
((It only gets worse Grim.))
[Dude. Salt. Come on. I thought you've read it all!]
"Dude really? Your way is the patriotic way. My way is the maniacal. I prefer my way, you prefer yours. Anyway, I like to think I'd be good at Ectobiology."
"Dude really? Your way is the patriotic way. My way is the maniacal. I prefer my way, you prefer yours. Anyway, I like to think I'd be good at Ectobiology."
I look away from the enchanting lights.
"Probably. But that's for the Knight and Hero of Space to worry about."
I then flick Salt in the ear.
"Mellow the fuck out bro. Look at the pretty light or some shit. Don't get Underling blood on my fucking gemstones."
I put down my alchemiter and punch designix and start alchemising.
"You know, I'll take a leaf out of your colony-loving book, Salt."
I draw a couple of things in my Pictionary modus.
CLAYMORE && SCOTTISH FLAG = FREEEEDOM!
"Probably. But that's for the Knight and Hero of Space to worry about."
I then flick Salt in the ear.
"Mellow the fuck out bro. Look at the pretty light or some shit. Don't get Underling blood on my fucking gemstones."
I put down my alchemiter and punch designix and start alchemising.
"You know, I'll take a leaf out of your colony-loving book, Salt."
I draw a couple of things in my Pictionary modus.
CLAYMORE && SCOTTISH FLAG = FREEEEDOM!
"Find a thing, break it, you enter, fun happens. Oh shit minions." I leave Paddystucksprite to deal with the imps and collect grist. "I don't think we're doing this totally right."
"Eh, fair enough." I wave a hand at Salt, absent-mindedly. "So, in the words of Ms. Pyrope... NOW WH4T?"
"We're making a new universe. But actually this is a side quest for us so we can go God Tier."
((You're only just getting started.))
((You're only just getting started.))
[Just wait till the goddamn Paradox Clones. That itself will make you commit seppuku in confusion]
"It's going to be weird if we ascend and we're like...Seers of Hope or something. Anyways, I believe the Land of Procrastination and Failure is where we'll find Paddy."
I jump into the portal.
THE ??? OF ??? HAS ENTERED THE LAND OF PROCRASTINATION AND FAILURE
"Sweet jesus you could drown in all the salvia here. Coke, heroin, jegus."
"It's going to be weird if we ascend and we're like...Seers of Hope or something. Anyways, I believe the Land of Procrastination and Failure is where we'll find Paddy."
I jump into the portal.
THE ??? OF ??? HAS ENTERED THE LAND OF PROCRASTINATION AND FAILURE
"Sweet jesus you could drown in all the salvia here. Coke, heroin, jegus."