Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah I hear you Sig. I'm sat here waiting. Douche."

 

[Saltarius]

sodiumEngineer [SE] opened up a private chat to (insert whatever the hell Paddy's pesterchum is here)

SE: Dude. Use the opportunity. Be with Vriska while Zombie can't touch you.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, I can fucking read."

UM(undeadManiac) started pestering ???.
UM: Paddy, firstly, she's my wife, secondly, she's my wife, and thirdly, I may just fucking kill you if you do. And destroy everything you own. Like Peake and Pimpbastard.

"Oh hey Chris."

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: OH GOD SIGMA HAS NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF YOU ARE DOING WTF IS GOD MODE I DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY SBURB IM ONLY THIRTY PAGES IIIIIIIIN -sobs-
I dont wanna miss the epic boss fight because im not a high enough level D;

 

[Saltarius]

"Listen. When you...discover your potential...your strengths. I know...we know one of you will...abuse it. I cannot intervene...but I felt I must warn you. Do not distrust one another...merely be wary. Farewell for now...Heroes."

Chris disappears in a flash of blinding light, leaving behind only a DVD of Pulp Fiction.

"Riight. Listen Zomb, for one, you already fucked with my own relationship with my wife, and two, we shouldn't be killing each other when our enemy is the Black King."

OOC: Chill out and slam some rude elixir. You'll be fine. If you've gotten RanDm's PM about the roles, PM me your result.

 

[Wackymon]

OoC: God teir is when you succesfually die on a quest bed. And 30 pages in? That's not much.

 

[Paddy the Second]

PG(psychoGeographer)replied to UM on an original Game Boy, hence the lack of colour. ((I'm a lazy fuck alright.))
PG: I never said I was gonna go near here, I got other shit to sort out anyways.

PG replied to SE
PG: Nice work asshat.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah but, still. I fixed everything. Paddy will probably kill Vriska. I mean, I saved Aradia from Bec Noir and returned her to you."

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Hey Paddy.
SE: Fuck you. I'm your server player, so you might want to turn down the douche-o-meter a few notches.

 

[Paddy the Second]

PG: Jeeze dude, I was being sarcastic.
PG: And why the hell would I kill Vriska?

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: Yeah, Sorry Paddy. Just a little frustrated. Christopher Walken just revealed some weird shit. Wait, how did you hear what I said?
"So Salt, what do you want to do?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

PG: I don't even know, probably the same reason I can run Pesterchum on a Game Boy.

 

[Saltarius]

"We've got like all the grist in existence. I'm just waiting for everyone else to enter the damn game. I mean, there's like a buttload meteors heading for the mall. So...what's it like being married to Vriska?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I realise I've been staring at a lump of fancy silicon for ages.
I blink a few times, stretch and wander off to find shit to do.
"TO THE LOQASSE! And then probably the second gate."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Pretty meh. I mean, all she does it watch Nicholas Cage films all the time. She helps out occasionally though. Aradia?"

 

[Saltarius]

"We generally exchange conversation on how stupid everyone in the mall is. We've already talked about getting a paint job for our house that's the same color as Eridan's blood. Obvious reasons."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Cool. I talked to her about Homestuck, and she seemed fine with it."

 

[Saltarius]

"yeah, she's rather well-tempered about things. Probably on account of the whole 'being dead' thing."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah...Anyway, shall we just go through the portal? I mean, this is getting pretty boring."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck it, no one else is making any progress aside from Tril. I'm going in."

DBEARSPRITE: Fuckin finally.