Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Well am I a server player for someone? Could I be doing shit?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I leap up to the portal with Salt, with ROBODOGSPRITE following closely. I enter the portal.

 

[Saltarius]

"No. You are my client player. You could be like...getting ready and shit. Alchemise some weapons."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You don't own me!"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane continues to lack a server player, sitting in the LAND OF MUSIC AND METRONOMES.

 

[Saltarius]

THE ??? OF ??? AND THE ??? OF ??? HAVE ENTERED THE LAND OF QUARTZ AND SOLDER

"Tril? You here?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nice place. Think I'll take some of this..." I grab a hunk of quartz off the floor. I then start fighting robotic, two headed imps.

 

[Saltarius]

"Holy shit, two-headed robo-bear imps. This game just gets better."

I begin to craft two one-handed crossbows out of quartz, soldering them together to finish it.

"Now I have a full arsenal.

TRUTH
JUSTICE
and...
THE AMERICAN WAY!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So when do I get in?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck it, no one else is getting in here. Enter Paddy. Enter and bathe in glory once we defeat the Black King."

 

[Grim327]

"So how do I get a server player?"

[I'm reading homestuck, as we type. Pretty fun if I do say so myself.]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Eh...I still prefer my CLAW SWORDS and RAINBOW BLAST. But hey, We're from two different countries. And Grim, Paddy can be your server player I guess."
[How far are you into it?]

 

[Saltarius]

"American patriotism mofos. Learn it."

"Okay, somebody up top get me an alchemiter, I have an idea."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Alright, let's do this shit." I grab my dreamself's dead body and smash a crack pipe on the ground, entering the Medium.

The ????/???? of ????/???? has entered the Land of Procrastination and Failure.

"Let's prototype!" I throw in my dead dreamself and a USB containing Homestuck. The result, Paddystucksprite, has no effect on the enemy, having been prototyped post entry. "Oh sweet Dexter boxsets." I live up to my lands name.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane continues to sit alone, without alchemiter, or anything else.
PP Began pestering Anyone.
PP:Guys
PP: I don't have a server player.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, Paddy's in. No doubt he's up to his balls in weed down there. We need to find Tril and get there and stop him before he does all the drugs."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Too late."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to Salt and Paddy.
"Why are you two taking quartz from the ground? Just kill Imps. It's my associated item. So anyway, what's the plan?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stab a imps head with my claw swords, and use the other hands set to rip it away from the body. I then pick the head off the swords, and throw it at an Ogre, confusing it. I then release a blast of Rainbows towards it, sending it flying into a large and sharp piece of Quartz.
"This is so fun."
UM (undeadManiac)began pestering PP.
UM: Just enter through your portal. Or use someone else alchemiter.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Aren't y'all supposed to be having a hoedown in my land or some shit? I don't remember how the early parts go."