Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Uh, no I want to find my quest bed to die and ascend. You probably have a shitty class anyways, so it won't matter for you. Wait dude holy shit is that the complete series of Twin Peaks"

 

[Grim327]

"Ok, so how do we make a new universe?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Don't we need to ascend the levels first, reach the highest one, then we can become God tier. Also, we breed frogs and eventually, one becomes a universe. Ours is destroyed in the process. However, if we give the frog cancer by mistake...yeah."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You know it is Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude holy shit, I forgot it was the dad who was posessed by BOB. God I haven't seen this in fuckin' forever. They really need to renew this hellaciously awesome show."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I alchemise a pair of rocket boots and then alchemise
REPULSORS && HELMET || SCOTTISH FLAG = EYES OF FREEDOM.
Then I pack my shit up and follow Salt.

THE ??? OF ??? HAS ENTERED THE LOPAF.

 

[Grim327]

"You know, I wonder if the mall will go back to the way it was back when we just started, you know just killing each other, and destroying some monster. Good ol' days."

[I got to the page in MS Paint adventures that says this: "Even though the adventure began recently, it's already over 3000 pages long. You just don't have time for this bullshit." I found this remarkably resembling my predicament for MS Paint Adventures]

 

[Saltarius]

"Grim, you and I both know that won't happen."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Unless 1 of us has to do a reset again. That fucking hurt you know."

 

[Saltarius]

"Quit being such a *****. It had to be done and it just so happened you didn't get fucking stabbed by your Bizarro."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right. What do we do next?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I was just commenting. Plus, it was your guys fault. Anyway, enough of that." I see an ogre, and use my Honor blast on it. It's a slightly stronger version of the Rainbow blast, except the colours are only Red, white and blue. No not that flag, the British one.
"Damn America, stealing our flag."

 

[Saltarius]

I pull myself away from Twin Peaks with the greatest effort humanly possible.

"Okay, first, we need a sprite check. The King's going to take on our sprites forms or some shit. Mine's a two-headed bear, Zombie's is a toy dog thing, and Paddy's is...him."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Mine is a robotic dog. I named him Flash, cause he's fast as fuck." To prove a point, Flash suddenly appears behind Trilby and barks. He then reappears beside me.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"My sprite is currently an unfinished combat robot. So... sounds like the Black King is going to be very robotic."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I prototyped after entering so it won't affect the king, also he's Homestuck as well."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fun. We need to see what Dianes, Knifes, and X's will be. Maybe they'll be more organic. Also, how can he be Homestuck? That doesn't make any sense, nor add anything to him. Also, why won't it affect the king?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I threw in a USB with Homestuck downloaded onto it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I know. I meant, what was the point in that? Plus, surely it could still affect the black king."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's better, Paddy. Problem is, it also doesn't affect the battlefield. But the rest of us fixed that problem."