Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, it's a toy dog. Fine, want me to upgrade?" I pull out a SUPER DUPER ROBOTATRON 3000! WITH REAL LIFE ACTION LASERS! Basically it's a pretty fucking awesome toy robot. I combine it.

DOGSPRITE+ROBOTATRON 3000=ROBOSPRITE.

My new sprite is basically the dog, but one metal paw, a laser eye, a cannon on one shoulder, and a minigun on the other. Plus it can speak a bit because of neurological upgrades.
"Dude. This is...So, fucking awesome!" I high five my new Robodog.

 

[Saltarius]

"No no, you need something dead. Here, allow me."

I commit seppuku and respawn a few feet away. I toss my corpse into the sprite.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I block the body.
"No, fuck that. You being my kernel sprite isn't going to work. It's a toy. It was never alive. Think about Dave. He put Lil Cal into the Kernel sprite. Although, if you like..." I destroy the robot, and then throw it into the DOGSPRITE. Everything above now happens.

 

[Saltarius]

"You do remember how fucking annoying Calsprite was, right? Fine, if you don't want me being your sprite, kill yourself and I'll toss the body in."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"It's not that I don't want you as my sprite, but it's just that things may get a bit powerful. Same if I go in. Anyway, It's just a robodog, like Rex! Plus, I can always change it using the doomed timeline bullshit. Now, lets just continue. Or shall we hang out here and wait for the others to wake up?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, neither of us know who in the chain is a Hero of Time however. And Aradia's just DeadAradia so she can't really help us with that. Goddamn Time Shenanigans."

DBEARSPRITE: Either you mofos got some honey?

"Zomb. I know what your thinking. Do not give him the honey. I say we wait for the others. Then again if we do the Black King's going to tear us a new one."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ah well. Hopefully we can figure this all out soon." I sit down on a nearby ruined bench. "Don't worry, I'm saving the honey. Plus, we can totally handle the black king. Maybe."

 

[Saltarius]

"Taking his probable form only on our two sprites, he's already got two heads, one of them most likely being a bear. It's only gonig to get worse."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"And the robotic enhancements. Don't forgot the robotic parts."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn. "I guess I'll just... enter the Medium. Apparently. We did not plan this out well."
I grab my Cruxite artefact, a ceramic vase, and toss it on the ground, which causes it to shatter and send me into the Medium too.
The ??? OF ??? has entered the LAND OF QUARTZ AND SOLDER.

OOC: Anyone else notice the main flaw in using the land aspect thing AND not revealing our class/aspect?
Namely... we can just cross reference land names on it with our land names and work out the aspect.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane pauses.
"I guess I'll enter the whatever too."
She grabs her laptop, and pulls out a baton, and enters.

The ???? of ???? Has entered the LAND OF NOTES AND METRONOMES!
She is now very confused as to what to do.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Well, just because we told what land we go in, doesn't mean it relates to our aspect.]
"So Salt. What weapon was the best out of all of the ones in Homestuck?"

 

[Grim327]

Ah, damn. My head is killing me. I have got to stop running into shit. I think while leaning up. I look over to my friends, "What the hell did yall do while I was away?!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hear a voice in my receiver. Sounds like Grim.
"Dude, you are not fucking asking that. We've done way to much. All you need to know, is, get on one of the computers, become someones server client, maybe Diane or something, and- oh right. We're playing Sburb. Wait, get Pesterchum. Yeah, that will help. I'm undeadManiac."
[In game I mean.Actually, I don't mind.]

 

[Grim327]

"What the hell are you talking about? Can someone else tell me what's going on?" I say while getting on a computer that was conveniently in front of me.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I set up a little pile of stuff to use upon entering and read a book. "So whose server player am I?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Right...A guy named Alcor attacked, and he was God tier-Oh and I'm married to Vriska, Salt to Aradia. Anyway, he attacked, and we couldn-oh and Gamzee is in the mall. So, A guy named Alcor attacked, so we're going through our session of Sburb, to reach God tier, and defeat him."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yo d-bzzt-yone ha-bzzt-PesterChum? It wo-bzzt-things easie-bzzt." Shit. Looks like the signal is dead. I decide to open my Holoputer and surf the web.
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UM (uneadManiac) started pestering anyone who will fucking answer.
UM: So...anyone got anything they want to talk about?