Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

UM: Yeah. He never annoyed me in the comics. Well a little. Okay so he fucked a lot up, but the point is, I imagine IRL he would be annoying as shit. And he was.
UM:Shame we didn't get all of them except him.

 

[Saltarius]

SE:Yeah, Terezi's cool and I wouldn't mind having people like Fef or Equius around. Hell, even Karkat.

I get my alchemiter and start mixing some shit.

Katana+American Flag=DIPLOMACY
Eyepatch+Laptop=PORTABLE EYEDRIVE APPARATUS
Repeating Revolver+Robo-Arm=GUN HAND

"Hell yeah."

 

[Wackymon]

PP: "Hi!"

 

[Saltarius]

SE: How the bloody hell did you get in on this chat?

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh right, Alchemiters."
I walk over to mine and find some stuff to combine.
Spare Optic Blast Glasses+MLP poster=RAINBOW BLAST
Wrist Swords+Cats Paw=CLAW SWORDS
Computer+Projector=HOLOPUTER
"Well this is pretty fucking awesome."
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UM: Okay back. Wait, who's PP? Who is...ssssheeeeee??? *Hopeful guess*

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Oh dude wait. This is going to be amazing. Just wait.

DIPLOMACY+TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE DVD=THE AMERICAN WAY

SE: Hell yes.

 

[Wackymon]

PP: "I have no idea! And its me, Diane!"

Diane has no idea where she is now, and could use a fair bit of help figuring it out.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: So should we test this shit out? Cause I think I can now fire rainbows out my eyes. And that might really fucking hurt. Anyway, Diane, where are you? We're in the mall, but you wondered off ages ago. Anyway, we're on a bunch of computers playing Sburb. There is also a bit of a fort. Just look for that.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane nods, and folds up her LAPTOP OF PINKIENESS!
She walks around the mall, and finds a fort, she opens up the laptop.
PP: "I'm here! Outside the fort thing."

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Dude, go on Trilby's computer and look at the shit I'm about to do.

Couple of furry bear imps around hanging around. Suddenly, from seemingly nowhere, music begins to play.


From the bushes I burst out, The American Way brandish over my head as I cut into the imps.

They are helpless to stop the power of liberty.

"Fuck yeah."

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM:Great, now, there should be a large table with a bunch of computers on. I'm there, and so is Trilby, Knife and everyone else. Then you'll get a copy of Sburb and you can be Knifes server player.
UM:I guess.
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I pull the pebble out of my Pocket.
Wha....what the hell? Oh right. What do you want?
"Dude I just got a great idea. What if I combine you with TOYSPRITE?"
...That might work.
"Okay. Cool."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane bounces into the fort, and enters the room with Zombie.
"Hey!" She said.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh hey! Great. Now, if you hop onto one of the computers with Sburb installed, then you can make Knife an Alchemiter and shit. Good luck!" I suit up and get ready to go through my portal.

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Dude, don't you need to prototype it with something dead?
DBEARSPRITE: So...you gonna jump in that portal yet?

 

[Wackymon]

Diane smiles, and gets on a computer. She gets to work placing down the basic Necessities, an alchemizer, and pretty much everything he might need.
"You guys know where I could find a alchemizer?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: I've decided against it. Infact, I'm just going to leave the rock here. It's annoying me.
"Bye Diane! Have fun!" I climb up towards my portal and leap through.
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THE ??? OF ??? HAS ENTERED THE LAND OF MADNESS AND DESTRUCTION.
"Lets get this motherfucking party started."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane pauses, having no idea what's going on, or what to do.

 

[Saltarius]

THE ??? OF ??? FINALLY GOT OFF HIS ASS AND HAS ENTERED THE LAND OF MADNESS AND DESTRUCTION.

I walk over to Zombie, The American Way in it's holster.

"Sup."

DBEARSPRITE: Sup.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, this place is fun. Oh, and check this shit out." I find a rather large imp, and flip the switch on my glasses. A giant rainbow beam is released from my eyes as it obliterates the creature. I get up from the rubble I was thrown back into.
"I mean, that was just fucking cool. If not a bit painful."

 

[Saltarius]

"Your sprite's looking kinda...low tier."

DBEARSPRITE: Your's is a fucking two headed bear.

"Which is awesome. Unlike yours Zomb. No offense."