Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

OOC: As have I.
Also, good night.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. Ought to begin my search for an appropriate kernelsprite."

Searching happens. Searching succeeds little. I decide fuck it and toss a teddy bear in.

Congratualtions. I now have BEARSPRITE.

I then decide to go tier 2 on these bastards. Except now I need something dead.

"Hey Ara-"

N0

"Fuck."

 

[Knife-28]

I decide to try and join in on this 'Sburb' game, despite having no idea what the he'll it's about. "So, any spaces left for another player?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"yeah theres a spot open..."

 

[Saltarius]

"We're pulling a Ouroboros style chain, so yeah. Just...wait your turn. You make a kernel sprite by throwing in a inanimate object and then something dead. Such as Bearsprite. Wait...that gives me an idea."

I run into the hunting store and haul a stuffed bear back. I toss it into Bearsprite.

DOUBLEBEARSPRITE

"Fuck yes."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"k... who's after you?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Right." I say, before drawing upon my limited knowledge of Homestuck. "Oh yea, isn't there a client/server thing going on? Who's free at the moment?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, I believe the last person in the chain is Paddy. Since Trilby is my server player, he'll enter next. It cycles until Paddy enters. From there on, we fight till' we get to Skaia."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"k"

 

[Knife-28]

"So, does that means I'll join onto Paddy or Trilby or what?"

 

[Saltarius]

Let me try and recall the order...Me, then Trilby, then you probably, then...Zombie? It's not planned entirely yet. Now I need to create my totem. And the first person to say Inception gets a thermite round in the skull."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"actually I was between trilby and zombie..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fine. Me and Doublebearsprite don't give a shit. All I know and care about is that I'm going first and am Paddy's server player."

I craft a beauteous totem, a red tinged...flask.

"It'll have to do."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"k"

 

[Knife-28]

"Here X, why don't I be your server player?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Sis: "Oh shit, he's back."

[color=indigo]who that ************[/color]

Sis: "Yeah, that ************."

[color=indigo]that ************ right there[/color]

Sis: "Yes, that ************ right there."

[color=indigo]him right there[/color]

Sis: "... Ugh."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake with a start. Glancing around, I notice that I seem to be in some sort of cockpit. There are hundreds of buttons on the dahsboard in front of me, and through the viewport I can see the mall floating in space, getting gradually closer.
[color="{003366}"]"Soooo...you have any idea how to fly this thing?"[/color]
"Nope. Thats why I always crash them."
[color="{003366}"]"Excellent.."[/color]
"...How come you're no longer a pebble and a figment of my imagination?"
[color="{003366}"]"How the hell shoulld I kno-"[/color]
The spaceship crashes into the mall, tearing its way through until it reaches the others. We jump out, and then it explodes.

 

[RaNDM G]

Sis: "Again?! Come on!"

Sister heads down into maintenance and reactivates the repair systems.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait a second... if Salt's about to enter the Medium... doesn't that mean a meteor is coming at him right now? And by 'him', I mean us."