Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Trolls don't have marriage and I don't care about what married people do unless I'm the other married person."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"No shes halfrican..."
"OH GOD THE MEMORIES THEY BURN!"
"It was worse than halo 4's ending when he and cortana fuck"
"Why was master chief Black!?!"

she just crys there for a couple minutes

 

[Saltarius]

You knoww, wwe could alwways...hook up if you catch my drift.

"Eridan? Where the fuck did you come from?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

in between sobs she gets out "Who's Eridan?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Think Adolf Hitler if he was a merman hipster."

I take offense to that. I'm nowwhere near that successful."

"You see?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Screw this, I'm gonna go save my femshep from the spacekid"

She walks into a broom closet and closes the door behind her

 

[Saltarius]

Is she...avvaible?

"Sure Eridan. Sure she is. Go get her."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

She walks out of the closet "apparently the broom closet doesn't work"
She walks out of the room and begins looking for a bar

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So Vriska... any tips on reaching God Tier?"
[color=2a52be]"Just get all the levels."[/color]
"..."
[color=2a52be]"All of them."[/color]
"How?"
[color=2a52be]"I'd suggest killing all your friends. And explor8tion. But mostly the killing. It's more fun that way."[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

I bet y0u fifty b00nbucks he d0esn't make ten sec0nds with her

"Why do you always make the easy bets?"

Hey there. Just wwanted to know if you...y'knoww, wwanted to hang out sometime and-PLEASE BE MY MATESPRIT I'M FUCKIN DESPERATE!"


"Tril. You do know your dream self has to die on your quest bed, right? And besides, I hate level grinding. All I do is fight high-xp monsters with one hand jamming the attack button, the other eating a sandwich."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Huh..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey. X. I think he's talking to you. Let him down easy, won't you?"

I wink when I say 'easy'.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"ok... one second" she makes a come hither motion and walks into a bar

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"As I said before, either self is fine. Jade's was dead and prototyped, but she still reached God Tier. Also, the Dave Dave considers killing isn't Dream Dave."
Vriska just nods.

 

[Saltarius]

Eridan beckons to the call. I see a pail behind his back.

Dude what the hell

"It's Eridan. What did you expect?"

C0mm0n tr0ll decency

"It's Eridan. As for you Tril, either Quest Bed Bath and Beyond is a bust, or we just didn't use the right beds."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

As Eridan enters the bar, X runs from a door on the opposite side of the hall and shoots him with a shotgun until pasted

 

[Saltarius]

"That's a pretty sweet paint job."

P0ssibly the m0st beautiful I have ever seen

"We should get one like that for our house."

I'll l00k int0 it.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks back to the group "Easy enough?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Maybe we need to... wake up our dream selves? Or... something. Enter the Medium? I dunno."

 

[Saltarius]

"I had a dreambot but Zombie destroyed it. This is the mall, so we can probably find a copy of Sburb somewhere."