Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

"EPISODE 3!!!"

X shoots a portal onto Salt and another one below him

"You die now..."

Salt is sucked into himself and through the floor simultaneously

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a load of money at Zombie.
The crowd swarms him.
I run like fuck.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I release my two wrist swords and chop Trilby into pieces. I move back to Salt, who's still breathing. Lets fix that. Using my wrist swords, I cut open his chest, and remove his lungs.

 

[Saltarius]

I finally wake from my drug induced trip back to the Mall. There's a very suspicous cut along my neck, and Zomb standing with a bloodstained katana doesn't help.

"Right. So...we probably ought to check on Vriska and Aradia."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn in a cupboard.
I pretend to be a plate.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, don't breathe. Wait, you can't. HAHAHA!"
HAHAHA
"HAHAHAHA"
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"HAHAHAHA"
Okay stop.

 

[Saltarius]

I breathe.

I respawn next to Vriska, watching Con Air.

I slowly back away.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X realizes shes the only one left at the convention and begins to steal copies of episode 3 that valve was hiding in nearby boxes.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I climb out of the cupboard and look around.
"Hey Salt. Backing away are you? Fair enough."
I jump the sofa and sit next to Vriska.
[color=2a52be]"Who the fuck are you?"[/color]
"A fan of your work."

 

[Saltarius]

Christopher Walken appears on the sofa next to Trilby.

"Greetings...my friend."

"I'm backing away given that's my friend's wife. And she scares me."

"It's part of my charm.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X puts all of the copies in a bag and walks back to the mall dimension

Back at the mall "Hey guys"

"I have... EPISODE 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

She runs off and begins to put together a PC fit for such a resource consuming masterpiece

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey there... Mr Walken... How are you?" I ask nervously, shuffling away from him. "Vriska, could you... get rid of him... please..."
Vriska uses her troll mind powers to make Christopher Walken sit in the corner and bang his head off the wall.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X plays episode 3 in some secluded fort in the middle of nowhere at the mall

 

[Saltarius]

Christopher Walken cannot be manipulated with such parlor tricks.

With a wave of his mighty hand, Vriska is made to slap herself across the face.

"You can't stop the Walken guys."

"Listen to your...friend. He knows of my...powers."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X walks back to the group after finishing episode 3

She walks right up to salt, puts a copy in his hands, and says "Fucking Newall," before sitting in the corner of the room sobbing

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine then. If we can't make you go away..."
I leave the room with Vriska. And the TV. And the sofa.
[color=2a52be]"Who was that guy?"[/color]
"I do not know."

 

[Saltarius]

Curious, I put the disc into a nearby computer.


"What a perfect way to end the series."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby. That's Zombie's wife you've got there. I advise against th- whatever. Your funerals."

H0w many times will he kill him bef0re he st0ps

"Hell if I know. He's been off the deep end since Gashog."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"My copy was just porn about an obese asian gordon and a hispanic Alyx"
"You got a better version"

she continues to sob

 

[Saltarius]

"...Isn't Alyx Hispanic anyways? I never finished Half Life 2 anyways."