Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"My eighth favourite day of the year."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...welp, I have no idea how to get out of this place. I used the watch to get here, but I dont know where that is. Anyone seen it?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

So...what shall we do?
"I don't know...eat?"
What are you going to do? Stuff me in a cake?
"Fine. What happened to Scrubs then?"
Likely she became a real person.
"Sounds fun."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start slowly climbing down Sigma.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I have a way out if anyone needs it... what clock?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Reach deep inside yourself, like Rimmer in that one Red Dwarf episode."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pat my jacket, but to no avail.
"Last time it just appeared. Bloody mystical objects. never here when you need them."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, clearly we need to make an impression on this convention to bend them to our will."

I pull out my revolver and shoot a company rep for Valve talking about Half Life Episode 3. I step up onto the stage and brandish my spade card.

"This convention now belongs to the Midnight Crew."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Did you see the time on it?"

X pulls out her real portal gun and forces salt into a loop

"But episode 3..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Luckily for you I'm a magician in both senses of the word." I perform a ridiculous flourish and pull something out from behind Sig's ear. It's a fiver. "Keeping that one."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, are we the only fighters left here? I mean me. Am I the onl-
Yes. Yes you are. We are. Fuck this is complicated.
"It is...Want to kill the others in their sleep?"
Why not?
"ASSHOLE POWERS ACTIVATE!"
We're going to fuck so much up now right?
"Totally."
I plunge Raven down into Salts Neck to start with.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Mall me wakes up, but I'm still active in the Sigverse as I dubbed it just now. "You've seen me do this before Zomb'."

 

[Sigma Castell]

Scrubs returns, and sees everyone running around screaming. The valve stand is in flames.
[color="{003366"}]"Oh for the love of..."[/color]
She waves at Salt.
[color="{003366"}]"The fuck are you doing?!"[/color]
"I'd leave it if I where you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"HOORAY FOR ZOMBIE!" I cheer. A small group of people start carrying Zombie around while cheering.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color="{003366"}]"Fucking inception..."[/color]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Bullshit." I grab a nozzle leading to a container of sleeping gas and stuff it into Paddys mouth. He falls asleep instantly.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't like where this is going." ((Goodnight everybody.))

 

[Saltarius]

"Making an impression. Sooo you're Scrubs I presume. Pleasure to meet you. Saltarius Crane, of the Mall Fighters. Sigma? Not supposed to be here. He's should be with us."

Mall me just takes it like a man.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I watch the blood ooze out of Salts body. Paddy is totally next. I lop off his head too, and move onto Trilbys.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Scrubs checks the time on her watch, and pulls out a SMG.
[color="{003366"}]"Go to sleep, idiot"[/color]
She shoots me in the neck.

{Its midnight where I am, so night guys. back tommorrow, but wont be able to post from 2.30 till 7.00. hope i dont miss too much}