Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I hop on to one of the computers and Vriska sits beside me. It would seem that I'm Trilbys server player? I guess so. I mean, I was the next to join.
"Alright, so how do you want me to design this place?" I plop down a cruxtruder, then a totem lathe and then a alchemiter. I also put down a punch designix.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Does it matter?" I ask, preparing my totem.
I toss the almost-complete bearbot into the kernel, creating ROBOSPRITE.
"Just make something not shitty before the bear-imps come."

 

[Knife-28]

I decide to jump on as Zombie's server player. As I start by deploying the cruxtruder, Efink walks in and watches my progress.

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys. I haven't even entered yet. Here goes nothing."

I smash the flask onto the ground.

THE ??? OF ??? HAS ENTERED THE LAND OF EFFIGIES AND DECAY

"Oh, great, they don't even tell me when I enter. Ungrateful bastards."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright...so, the meteorites come, then we've got some imps...so I guess nothing to dangerous should be prototyped. Like Polaris. Or one of us I guess." I throw a cute and cuddly dog toy into the kernel, creating TOYSPRITE. I then go back and build a small part of a fort reserved for Knife.
"Guys, I've got an idea. How about we all make a massive fort, using SBURB? It would work pretty well I think. Also Salt, don't jump in yet. Or at least return quickly."

 

[Saltarius]

"Unfortuneately for you...very bearlike imp motherfuckers, brought my revolver, with enough regular ammo to fuckin spare."

sodiumEngineer[SE] began pestering whoever the hell will listen to him.

Shit I don't know what to do now.

 

[MinimanZombie]

undeadManiac[UM] Answers.
Dude, I have no fucking-Why are we using Pesterchum? We've got transmitters. Anyway, just walk around and kill shit. Or something. Try to find that portal.

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Dude, like I fucking know. I doubt the transmitters go dimensionally

I proceed to kill shit, revolver-kind style.

"Shit, we need some theme music."


"Hell yeah."

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: Fuck it, I think Trilby is next up to go. Then me, then Knife. Also, I've got an idea when you get back to the mall. I've started building a fort using Sburb.
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I finish off the part of the fort I'm building for Trilby, and then wait around for Knife to finish up.

 

[Saltarius]

SE: By the way, Trilby was mackin on yo woman. I advise you inflict retribution before you enter.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM: Okay. I got this. Alright done.
I drop the alchemiter on top of Trilby.
"There. Looks like you've got someone now. The floor."

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Dude, Vriska was going along with it too. Be gentle unless you want to be the token wifebeater. Even I was fine with Aradia when she came back. She's been kind...off though.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM:....Right. Got it.
"Vriska, I hear you had some fun with Trilby."
"w8, do you really 8elieve that I would want him? That's gr8! Really funny."
"Yeah, well, good for you."
UMude, one sec, I'm just going change my text color. This default is terrible.

 

[Saltarius]

SE:Yeah dude, getting on subject...did you do something to Aradia?

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM:Well...I don't think so. I better explain quickly. I used your designs for your optic blast thing, and intergrated them into a copy of Solloxes glasses.
UM:Then, I painted myself gray and got a gemini shit.
UM:And got some fake Sollux horns.
UM:In an attempt to see if Aradia still loved Sollux. Although she was cool when I explained it.

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Dude I swear to Christopher Walken if you did some Vriska mind-control bullshit I will murder you both.

Right. So there's a portal.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UMude, don't worry about it. Vriska wouldn't be able to keep it up that long if she did. Speaking of which, I wonder what happened to the trolls.
UM: I mean, when I left Bec Noir arrived for some reason. So yeah.

 

[Saltarius]

SE: Dude you said you read all the way into Homestuck. You know Bec doesn't leave survivors.
SE: Minus Aradia obviously.

 

[MinimanZombie]

UM:Yeah but they did all escape from him that one time. You know, when Karkat was about to open the door, and then got thrown into the portal thing. Can never remember what they're called.

 

[Saltarius]

SE: They're probably dead anyways. So looks like we're stuck with Gamzee Vriska and Aradia. Eridan's already dead.
SE: Not that anyone minds.