Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"No, I'm fine I jus-just I feel fine is all." I say, slightly slurring my words. i observe just what the hell is going on as a bystander as my body takes on a mind of it's own. Or rather, enforces what this statue wants of me. There's no way for me to tell them, as my body is no longer my own. I'll just have to wait and see.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ah ah ah, Zombie get behind me, shitshitshit."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright. Why? Whats up?" I can tell something is wrong with the statue, so I grab the hilt of my machete.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." (Statue)

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Zombie, stay calm, do as I say." I turn to the statue. "Two of our friends are still in the van, could you carry it with you?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hmph. Fine." (Statue)
The statue lifts up the van.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fall behind next to Zombie and whisper to him. "It's taken over his mind. I'll wait and see if it releases him but if it doesn't I know what I need to do to free him. It'll hurt me though, and I don't know how it'll affect Salt, so it's a last resort."

 

[Saltarius]

Regaining the smallest control over my body, I've only one option. I can't speak a sentence, but I can do one thing to try and distract the statue to get them to free me. I turn the radio to the only song I know that can make a refined creature such as itself confused as f**k.

 

[Wackymon]

OoC: Just popping in. Doctor Com is still in the mall, and everything is going on inside the mall, right?

Doctor Com begins cleaning up the Grocery store they blew up the last time they were there.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Got it" I whisper back. The giant reaches the end of the tour.
"Now! I think you can find a good place to make your home." (Statue)
"Actually we need to continue going down."
"Ah. Fine then." (Statue) He makes a staircase appear. We start going down, but then we notice Salt hasn't budged. "Salt? Come on, we're going."
"Your friend? He wishes to stay." (Statue)

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Zombie stand back. If I die kill this fucker." I spin my hands through the air in a series of complex gestures and begin to chant the words I was mouthing earlier. Wind whistles around me and arcs of energy crackle. Blue light spews from Salt's eyes nose and mouth, but he's freed, I drop to floor retching and still crackling.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Paddy!" I try to help him up, but the electricity sends me flying backwards.
"YOU DARE USE MAGIC HERE!" (Statue) The giant tries to stomp on Paddy, but he's distracted. By me! "Hey stone face! Nice place you got here!" I shout as I smash a shop window. The statue growls and charges me.

 

[Saltarius]

Finally freed of the statue's influence, tackle it's leg and send it toppling. He tries and fails to regain it's balance as it falls and shatters it left leg. I begin to move immediately for it's eyes and tear out the left one, as it howls in pain.

"Think you can *huff* mentally dominate whoever the *huff* hell you want?"

The Happy Song is still blasting as more cracks appear in the once smooth face of the statue as I fly into the air and deliver a body slam onto it, shattering the head as it's one good eye dims, the one in my hand still glowing.

"Keeping this. How's Paddy doing?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"He doesn't look good." I reply. Paddy is still on the floor, shivering.

 

[Saltarius]

"Not sure if this is going to work but...clear!"

I use my electrfied suit as improvised defilibrators as I try to pull him out of whatever the hell state he's currently in. "Go check on the Bizarro G-Van, I'll stay with Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stumble to my feet, head spinning and nose bleeding, I spit "I'll be ok, just need some rest, shouldn't have done it so soon after the teleport. Shit." I lean against a wall and pull off my gas mask, leaving it to hang around my neck. Some of the pages became scattered, I gather them up. "Are you ok Salt?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm fine, the guys in the Van might not be since I just sent them flying out of Rocky's hands." I walk over to Zombie to survey the damage that's been done.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I reluctantly go back to the Anti-Van. The giant must of dropped it during the magic session. It looks alright but the axis has been mangled somehow and the tires are on the verge of deflating completely. "Salt, I think we need a new axis, and some new tires wouldn't hurt."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stumble back into the van to check on Tox and Knife, they're bruised but mostly fine. I sit down and plaster my nose.

 

[Saltarius]

"Coming right up." I manage to recycle the scraps of metal strewn about and barely manage a new axis. Tires are a different beast, as we lack a pump. While working on the search, I decide to weld the one eye left of the statue onto the van fronrt, possibly so we can use it's indoctrinating power.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I look into a sports shop and find a football inflator. "We could use this. Might take a while though."