Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Saltarius

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"Not with SCIENCE!" I exclaim, rapidly pumping the deflated tires to their once-full state as we continue onwards. Down the stairs we go briefly, until we reach an all-white room, and there, in a lawn chair is Christopher Walken, reading Popular Mechanics.

"Hello...my friends please...come sit down and...talk." (CW)
 

MinimanZombie

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"But there's no chairs other than yours."
"Oh, don't worry." (CW) He waves his hand and luxurious chairs appear. I sit down cautiously.
 

Saltarius

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"Now...I understand you have been wandering trying to...reach a G-Man." I exit my suit against my best judgement, because it's Christopher Walken. Being in a batte-suit for a friednly chat is just rude. "Why would you...want to do that? Everyone has a floor like mine. You can do...anything your heart desires. Like this." Walken snaps his fingers as two of him appear and proceed to deliver the greatest tap dance ever.

"A monster straight out of At the Mountains of Madness just ate a woman who apparently works with G-Man not more than 8 hours ago."

'Oh...dear."
 

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"Well Mr. Walken, It's been lovely seeing you, but we really need to be going. Do you think you could make us a staircase?"
 

Saltarius

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"Of course friends." With a wave of his hands, a staircase appears behind him. "As a reward for being such good people, I cut the bullshit and made it go to the bottomost basement...Farewell, friends."

With a tearful goodbye I suit up once more and the G-Team rides off to the staircase, Walken waving us off.
 

Saltarius

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"Don't ask. We had a short chat, he made a staircase that cuts to the bottomost level, we're cool."
 

MinimanZombie

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We arrive at the end of the stairs and I can tell this is it! The final fight. We walk down the corridor aaaaand we're met by a happy green field. The voice from earlier rings in my head
Fell into trap. Not find me yet. It rings. "Guys, I don't think we're gonna see this thing yet."
 

Saltarius

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"Let's just hope that he isn't secretly the eldritch abomination."

At the end of the hall is grass as the sub-basement opens out into a beautiful field, the sun shining and birds chirping, all that peace crap. Out in the other end of the field is an older gentleman who is tending to his rock garden. Yet all of it feels somewhat off.

I walk over to the man ,lift my helmet, extending my hand in friendship.
 

MinimanZombie

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I walk by Salt to meet the man, who seems to be completely normal. He has a face with normal eyes and teeth.
"Good day there, young fellows. You're a bit out of your league here, all the way at the bottom? I bet it was Chris who sent you here."
 

Saltarius

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"Yes, yes, a good man he is. I see you have a rock garden there, very nice. So... What's it like down here Mr...?"
 

Paddy the Second

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Back in the van I remove one my left paintballing glove to rub my nose. "Ow. What?" I look at my hand. The tips of the fingers are hardened, and clink when I rub them together. "Crystal?" I put the glove back on and step outside. "Woah. What's happening guys?"
 

Wackymon

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Doctor Com somehow finds his way miles under the mall after fixing it up, and runs into salt.
"What did I miss?"

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Saltarius

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"Paddy, we're trying to have a conversation with the nice ma- What the hell did you do to Paddy?" I ask, putting on my helmet in caution. "I told you you were out of your league." The man reaches out his arms and lets out an unerathly scream as my armor starts to crystallize, as does the Anti-Van. "Paddy! Take off the gloves!" With my last ounce of strength before I become an art display, I lift my minigun arm and fire at the man, missing but blowing a significant hole in the rock garden. He lets out a cry as he starts to bleed and fade in and out. "The rock garden! Attack the gard-"
 

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[OOC: Doctor Com, we're several hundred miles down under the mall at the minute. You can't really drive up to us.]
 

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"Looks like its up to me."I say as I pick up a nearby hammer, and start smashing the shit out of his garden. He tries to reach me, but he's to busy being in pain.
 

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"Oh shit Salt!" I grab my crossbow and fire several knives at the old man, grazing and burning him, a direct hit sets him alight.