Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"This is Christopher Walken. He helped us earlier."
[OOC: How'd you mean G?]

 

[Saltarius]

"We just met Christopher Walken after reaching the bottomost sub-basement of the mall. He's helping us to fight whatever ate Sam G."

 

[Grim327]

"I see. Well, as long as he doesn't try anything he is ok with me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hear G-Mans voice in my head and find myself saying "Basically, we made a hole in the floor of the mall, but then it closed. We realized the mall was essentially alive. We've fought a bunch of strange shit like a dragon, Bizzaro versions of ourselves, we met Christopher Walken and just then we fought T.O.M. Oh and we didn't find the thing that stike Sam. We do think that it created all of this though. Oh, and down here is where our corpses go."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh... I don't remember letting Christopher Walken in."

The man scratches his chin, thinking of how to handle this strange intruder with a speech impediment.

"Ah well, he's fine. I'm still setting up some basic defenses. Give me a few hours and I'll send you down."

 

[Saltarius]

"Please G-Man, even you cannot control the Walken."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Also what do you mean, send us down?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"To... fight that thing?"

The man says, confused.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But we've reached the bottom! Even if it's in one of these sub-basements, it would take us ages to fight everything and find it. It might not even be down here!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Plus, we killed his buddy and now Paddy is going to become a goddamn crystal. What the hell are we even fighting? I mean, I have a vial with a bit of T.O.M in it, but we don't know shit about these things."

 

[RaNDM G]

"But we've reached the bottom! Even if it's in one of these sub-basements, it would take us ages to fight everything and find it. It might not even be down here!"

"You realize that thing is outside the Mall, right? It's just a matter of letting it in and trapping it in one of the sub-basements. I can track it from here. You won't get lost."

"Plus, we killed his buddy and now Paddy is going to become a goddamn crystal. What the hell are we even fighting? I mean, I have a vial with a bit of T.O.M in it, but we don't know shit about these things."

"I banged my head, remember? I don't know what we're fighting. Just find some oversized weed whacker or something. Look, I gotta finish this up. I'll let you know when it's time to start."

The man cuts off the feed.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sigh. I then realize we're back up where we started. Luckily the Anti-Van and the other things we got are still with us. "Hope we weren't in need of anything else from Walken."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey G-Man! You think you could maybe drop us some better weapons! Or at least unlock the ones we have!" Walken has reversed the crystal process "Be more ... careful ... next time." "Don't worry Mr. Walken, I will."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, we need to prepare for this. Grab the canister of liquid nitrogen, I want to test something." Once the canister is brought out, I crack it open slightly and use it on the vial of T.O.M's remains, smirking when they freeze. "I'm ready when you guys are."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I wipe the blood off my face and unsheath Pimpbastard. "Do it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait...wait, we need appropraite music for this."


"Much better. Now then, to battle."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Wait, what are we going to fight?]

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: Presumably what ate Sam. It's apparently vulnerable to liquid nitrogen so I wouldn't worry. Besides, we have Christopher Walken on our side.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I think we should wait for Tox Knife and Grim to wake up, we want as much power as we can get to take this thing on."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Didn't we just leave the sub-basements? And therefore Walken?]
"Agreed. I mean, we're pretty bad ass, but a little more firepower wouldn't hurt."