Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"You might want these before you start fighting with that poisoned scythe." I toss Grim a gas mask and pair of gloves to protect himself from himself. I hop into the van and decide to go on the defensive, enchanting my suit to make it more durable so the Star Spawn from R'lyeh/Hell/Heaven/The Mall doesn't just tear it off like wrapping paper.
I stumble out, feeling like a morning sickness afflicted pregnant woman, but I'll manage.
I stumble out, feeling like a morning sickness afflicted pregnant woman, but I'll manage.
I hear a thud and a shriek in the distance. "Hey guys, if any of you want to do anything more, now is the time!"
I light my catapult ammo in preparation. ((Over 1000 posts you guys!))
((Also I gotta go, good luck with this guys, imagine I'm using magic and firing things at it.))
((Also I gotta go, good luck with this guys, imagine I'm using magic and firing things at it.))
OOC: Better be the biggest f**king weapons drop ever.
"My badassery knows no bounds!" I remove the helmet of my suit, to stare straight at the scuffling in the distance. "Actually, for good measure..." (Sorry Grim...) I take Grim's ATV and begin to melt it into a two baldes, both large enough to be Buster Swords. "Now then, to battle, my friends."
"My badassery knows no bounds!" I remove the helmet of my suit, to stare straight at the scuffling in the distance. "Actually, for good measure..." (Sorry Grim...) I take Grim's ATV and begin to melt it into a two baldes, both large enough to be Buster Swords. "Now then, to battle, my friends."
Tentacles comes into view. It seems to be like a blob of inky shadows, with tentacles creeping out of it. It sends out a pulse, burning a message into our brains. "This is a battle you can not win."
"You don't look that hard to fight!" I reply.
"You can not defeat me. This is place, is me. In the end, you must submit. There is never going to be an escape."
"You don't look that hard to fight!" I reply.
"You can not defeat me. This is place, is me. In the end, you must submit. There is never going to be an escape."
"Screw your mind-rape and literal-rape bullshit!" I throw the canister of liquid nitrogen at Tentacles and begin to rush after him with my two blades, striking him over and over again. "If we hit him with everything we've got, this bastard is going to drop!"
I fire three flaming arrows at once. I then start trying to climb the thing, and eventually reach the top I start slashing the top of it before I'm grabbed by a tentacle, and thrown into the pillar.
I fly after to try and protect Zombie as I shout over to Knife. "Knife! The Anti-Van!" I pull shock treatment on Zombie to try and get him back in the fight.
"Give up now, feeble mortal."
"We beat your rock garden buddy, We'll beat you."
"You do not understand the true machinations of my kind."
"Frankly Tentacles, I don't give a damn."
"Give up now, feeble mortal."
"We beat your rock garden buddy, We'll beat you."
"You do not understand the true machinations of my kind."
"Frankly Tentacles, I don't give a damn."
I get up and see that Tentacles is simply regenerating. I run to help fight him but a shock wave knocks me back. "The fuck?" I see that the beast seems to be getting enraged.
Seeing Zomb's safe, I tear the pillar Zombie crashed into and rip it from it's support. I then see the creature start to reel. Then it hits me. We had to attack the rock garden to kill T.O.M. Maybe the mall itself IS his rock garden! I start to pummel the shops around me, using the pillar as an oversized battering ram/club. "Guys! Follow my lead!"
I grab a molotov from the van and chuck it into the liquor store. A giant ball of flame erupts, nearly engulfing all of us. I then realize the flame came from the now shrieking monster. "Oh fuck."
I literally shred the shops up, slicing tentacles if they got near. Eventually, the beast is too weak to even attempt to attack. "Want to live? Tell us where Sam G is."