Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"But what about Sam? We just found her here and if we don't do something she's going to become whatever the hell took her in the first place."

I continue to try and destroy the walls, not botherinf for answers with the dead silent Sam, purple blood starting to leak out her mouth with every successive strike to the walls.

"Grim! Go on ahead! Me and Zombie will catch up!"

 

[Knife-28]

I follow the beast, using my tanto as handholds to climb the wall.

 

[Saltarius]

After a few minutes of pounding the wall and my hand going numb from hitting the wall so many times, the wall collapses as Zombie and I leap out, as Sam lets out a few quiet coughs and lays still, presumably dead. Ignoring her demise and the pain in my right arm, I activate my boosters and pursue the creature.

 

[Grim327]

I don't know what I can do, the monster spanned the diameter of the hole, and he couldn't risk cutting through it to the top. "Damnit, I wish I had some explosives." I think aloud. I then do the only thing I can and start swiping at it with my scythe.

 

[Saltarius]

"It would seem so, but nooooo G-Man has to go and put a lock on one of our only methods of fighting these damn things. Oh and then the weapon drop craps out on us. Woopee."

I take Grim into the suit;s arms to help him get better shots in as I struggle to lift my arm to fire at the creature with the mounted minigun, despite it only have 3 rounds left. My ammo was shortly spent, as the bullets had little effect on the beast.

"G-Man, you've got to pull off the locks on our weapons, otherwise we can't stop this thing from escaping and turning more people into it." I say, finally pleading with the mystery man.

 

[Connor Lonske]

The creature is not sure what to do as the GM isn't here. The GM has chosen me(me who must remain anonymous)to RP as the creature which at this point I can't tell you what it is until the GM arrives.

I suggest you ether don't post or tend to Female Sam G, as I can't really control this thing until the GM gets back.

Also Tox can back me up here in case you don't believe a damn word I'm saying. Also Tox if you are not able to post then you make me sad and angry and want to destroy your house you zombie goast.

Spoiler: ooc

for the record the anonymous thing means i'm not saying who's narrating my post, as a verity of characters act as my narrator sometimes.

 

[Knife-28]

I'm not above doing my part however. As I climb, stabbing my tanto into the wall to use as hand-holds, I deal the monster damage. An amount of damage equal to a partucually mean spirited gnat punching a whale, but it all adds up don't it?
Also, the shock of seeing Connor post resonates across realitys, knocking me back to the ground floor and causing me to start my climb again.

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife, fighting this thing is like using a BB Gun on a freight train. I'm out of ammo and your tanto is doing jack shit. We need something, like a weak point, or maybe we could make it fall onto a sharp ob...ject."

My eyes look downwards towards to the Anti-Van as a plan sparks in my head. "Knife! Get that thing to fall, I've got a plan."

I rush down to ground level and begin to slowly reconstruct the Anti-Van into an spike to impale this damn thing.

 

[Knife-28]

"I'm...still...climbing...you....were...freaking...closer....by....kilometers." I say, steadily climbing back up the wall.

 

[Connor Lonske]

You can't be serous. OK, fine. I'll control the beast.

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this is FUTHLU. a horrible creature from a different fiction not worth mentioning.

it looks like this

and man this must be one big fucking monster. the idea of climbing a wall to get to him is pretty silly and a spike with the same mass of a small van is pretty unlikely to do much damage.

also it has a weak point, yes. you have to guess what it is.

anyways, FUTHLU heads for the surface and ingores all of you.

 

[RaNDM G]

UPDATE: Sorry guys. I didn't think I would be going out all day.

My parents are dragging me out of the house again, so Connor will be keeping you occupied until I come back.

 

[Saltarius]

"Jesus christ. We're gonna need a bigger spike." I hastily gather a large amount of scrap metal from the surrounding area, from the hardware store to automobile dealership, etc.

"Knife, see anything that stands out?"

 

[Knife-28]

'If I were a giant eldrich adbomination where would my weakpoint be?'
'The EyeBall?'

"Of course!" I say, before calling downward, "Salt, try to spike that thing in it's giant eyeball!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

FLUTHLU sees you behind him(or is it in front) pointing a rocket laser(what are you even talking about?) at him. good for him, he can do the "LV. 77 DISQUIETING LEER"

which is a laser. from his eye ball. he fires it at Eric, and seeing how i doubt you're carrying any glass or can make a dexterity save, it hits you.

oh wait, i can't do that? ok. it hits the whatever weapon eric is holding and destroys it.

and for the record, they are facing his extra large mouth on his back, so they can't really spike him.

 

[Saltarius]

"Man, I can't see shit on that elritch sunuva ***** from down here. You need to find a way to make it drop like Bioware's fanbase after ME3."

The spike now encompasses roughly fifteen feet across of mangled emtal strips hastily welded together, with a point that goes about eighteen feet in the air. Hoping it'll been enough, I boost up and attempt to help with the effort of getting Futhulu to drop.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Saltarius lands inside FLUTHU's back mouth. FLUTHU then proceeds to spit him out while he runs over Eric, fondling him [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000979] only with his leg tentacles and not his face ones. although it doesn't kill him, it just really is awkward for everone but FLUTHU as he doesn't care.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait...the mouth...Okay guys, incredibly stupid plan right now. Just stay with me on this." I turn the rocket boosters on full blast and lift the spike. I then rush straight down the maw of Futhulu and attempt to drive through all the way through it's body and hopefully into the eye.

"Allons-y."

 

[Connor Lonske]

FLUTHU is pretty much to the surface now. Eric is still completely unable to not be fondled by tentacles and will likely be that way till FLUTHU escapes.