Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Connor Lonske]

Eric respawns in FLUTHU's stomach, and FLUTHU can not handle the levels of sexual diversity in his system and vomits him out the back mouth.

it's quite a big mess, considering.

FLUTHU is pretty much gone now.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait...if it's eye is facing away from us it means it looknig up, so if we try to distract it with something..."

I grab Eric and hold him up like Simba and Rafiki in the Lion King, albeit with more Lovecraftian horrors. "HEY FLUTHU, FREE TENTACLE FUN TIME!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

a straight razor with a raven goes into Eric's inventory.

FLUTHU has ABSCONDED to the surface and could give little shits about tentacle fun time. good luck finding him there ha ha ha!(i'm being sarcastic)

also for the record. FLUTHU has no front or back. just two sides and two other sides that act as front and back.

he's was walking way from you guys with the side that has his eye. the side that has his mouth is what's facing you. he can walk ether way, he's just not facing his eye at you now. get it?

here's his picture again for reference.

Spoiler

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddamit, why can't he take the guy who has repeatedly tried to kill the people he's working with?" I rocket up to the next floor and see the familiar black shape writhing about as I try and think of another way to distract this bastard.

"I'm really going to regret this..."

"HEY FLUTHU, COME AT ME!"

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: You see why we made this guy a limbless torso?

I respawn and retrieve and re-suit into my fallen armor and attempt to catch up with FLUTHU and once again try my tentacle bait strategy.

 

[Connor Lonske]

the tentacle bait strategy fails because one, he's not facing his eye at you, he's facing his mouth. two, he's already gone. and three, just look at that picture i posted on my last post that i edited in. does it look like if he's vomiting at you he can see you? god damn.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not like I stole it." I still can't tell what attracts this thing to Eric and then leads him to not attack him again, or rather fondle. Keep rushing after it, carrying the spike before I finally make it to it's back tentacles, submitting myself to them as I try to drive the spike through it's body and into the eye.

OOC: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Also the image isn't opening.

 

[Connor Lonske]

OOC: it was the same image from before and fixed

IC: the spike ends up inside whatever this monster has of an asshole. it bleeds all over you as you fall back in the waves of rectal blood.

this is a very mature rp, i know.

 

[Saltarius]

Dropping the spike plan, I finally use my last resort, and promptly stupidest plan.

"Excuse my interruption, Mr. FLUTHU, may we ask why you are attacking this mall?" I ask, flying just barely behind it.

 

[Knife-28]

I make it to the surface. Seeing a humvee nearby, I chuck the sleeping driver in the backseat and drive under Fthulu, then shooting out in front of him. I honk the horn, trying to catch his attention.

 

[Connor Lonske]

FLUTHU may be a mostly reasonable creature, however due to his strange origins that i have no idea nor interest of knowing, FLUTHU can't speak to anyone and if he did it would likely kill you. So instead FLUTHU continues to go, leaving the mall and just hanging around wherever man.

However Knife annoys him. so he responds by going on top of his car, fondling it very very hard.

 

[Saltarius]

'Well, he doesn't really seem to be doing anything that bad. We need an actual plan..."

"What if we try to trap him in an enclosed space and then we stab his tiny ass eye?"

"No no, that's stupid. What if we leave him an offering to his greatness, possibly a permanent fondling source, so that he may spare this mall?"

 

[Knife-28]

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While he's distracted by the car, I run away from Fthulu.
Far away.

 

[Connor Lonske]

FTHULU manages to escape. it's too dark out and he's too far away to get to him. guess you guys fucked up big ha ha ha ha ha.

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You know, anon, you don't need to be a prick. I thought you were a classy individual.
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whatever. i'm out. i did my part. back to typheusstuck for me.
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Him and his mood swings.

Anyways. Due to Tox being asleep and the GM being away, I can't help you and/or join yet.

I suggest holding down until I arrive. I have stuff to do, so I'll be off. Good Night.