Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Nice job slipping up on the gender, smartass. And believe me I'd would just love to take it up with her. With about 200 minigun rounds."

I rub my temples in frustration. This shit is just getting so confusing now. All I wanted was some dog food for Sparky and now I'm in fear of being eaten by something out of R'lyeh. Then there's Eric, who is essentially insane and singularly focused on his sword and killing things. Tox is the only one who has some semblance of what the fuck is going on, and now G-Man reveals himself to be his twin.

"I've got to figure out alternative energy for my suit. God I sound like a hippie."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Nice job slipping up on the gender, smartass. And believe me I'd would just love to take it up with her. With about 200 minigun rounds."

Ah fuck! She's going to kill me!

"... I'm not talking to you anymore."

"Your name sounds familiar. I mean, aside from being Tox's name in reverse." (Me)

"Well... Yeah. We met before I think. I dunno though. Things have been kinda hazy for a few months. Look, if you guys are done with the questions, I have to get back to keeping this thing contained. Feel free to ask me anything in the meantime."

 

[Saltarius]

"Wonderful way to help your only chance of Tentacles not busting in here and going 'OM NOM NOM' on the star powering this place. And yes, my dear friend Eric, let us find some alternative sources for my suit."

Considering he runs on energy, and the only non-generated energy in the mall is gasoline, I put two and two together and begin to convert my suit to diesel power, effectively making it more efficient, yet losing it's electrical properties. Small price to pay to not get inst-killed by FTHULU.

 

[Saltarius]

"C-Comforting thought. If you think that little hunk of metal you spent our entirety here trying to retrieve can handle Cthulhu's brother-from-another-mother, be my guest."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, either way I'm fucked. Might as well take down Star Spawny McGee while we're at it. I have to ask, does that sword have a mental domination thing to it? Like...y'know, indoctrination?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Except Venom is kind of a dick to his friends."

 

[Saltarius]

"But Venom was a villain until he gave up the symbiote and then he became Anti-Venom for some reason and he died and...fuck it."

I realize that I'm pretty much the only person in our group with power based on technology, basically made worse since I run on diesel now.

"So in other words, I'm Iron Man/Batman, you're Venom, Paddy is Doctor Strange, Zombie is kinda sorta Robin, and Xot is Professor X without the baldness and superpowers and general likability."

OOC: Heading to bed, be back in like 10 hours.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ugh..."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Yeah, whatever. Get some sleep guys. We've got a big day ahead of us."

OOC: And with that, I'm off. I will see you all again around 9-10 A.M. Pacific time.

 

[Knife-28]

I, meanwhile, look around the immidiate area for any type of airtight suit. It Fthulu's drained the atmosphere, we're gonna need a way of accessing the rest of The Mall.

 

[Connor Lonske]

ELSEWHERE IN TIME AND SPACE

would you like to start the report?
>y
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load successful. playing report, Mr Zaffran...

Spoiler: INTERMISSION(BS'S REPORT)

It wasn't easy getting the GM's trust to write out parts of this RP. Him being as enigmatic as he is, he's almost like Shai Gen's Wang.

My objective is the same as his, which isn't known to anyone now and I don't plan on reveling it before my goal is found out, ether that or until the next move is played.

My current objective as of now is to enter this timeline, as to help the players behind the shadows. However there are complications.

I can't send my past self into the universe, as he's meant to leave this gamma timeline into the main continuity.

And entering this universe's timeline will be difficult for me alone, as I can can create paradoxes with my current drive.

However, with the help of Anon, chances are I will/already am in this timeline. I likely won't make myself known for a while, so until this stage of the game is over, all I'll be doing is what the GM tells me. By then my future self will be known to him and I'll be heading back in time.

Anyways, I'll talk to you soon.

Spoiler: OOC/Explanation

Essentially this is a message sent from who ever you assume is writing my message to Zaffran. I wonder who he is.

Anyways, it's a private message/recording. It's also being sent from a different timeline, making it literally imposable to track. I'm just putting this here as for shadowing for the writers. The players do not see any of this.

 

[Saltarius]

"So, in other words, we are being forced by Tox's twin to fight an eldritch abomination that while most likely break back into the mall with the effort it takes to rip wet tissue paper, and consume the mall's only power source. Convinient."

"If this thing's only weakness is it's eye, then we need something for it to look at. But if this plan doesn't work, as a former cultist of Cthulhu, I'll sing praises to this thing in hopes he'll kill me first."

Such as:


OOC: I'm not sure where in my post I mentioned anything in the report. S'cool man.