Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I respawn. "Eric you selfish ****! If you hadn't been so fucking obsessed with your fetish for that goddamn sword, which is now completely different to when you had it last, I might have actually been able to stop that fucking thing! But nooo, you had to take 'What is rightfully mine' You utter bastard!" I kick him in the balls with my shoe knives, ram my thumbs into his eye sockets and scream unearthly words. Eric's head bursts. I retrieve Pimpbastard, slicing my finger open along the blade. I use the blood to scrawl a series of letters on it. The letters dimly glow.
"I am not Robin, you fucking asshole." *Sigh* "I do way more than that lowly pile of shit. Don't compare me to him. Anyway, I guess we did a good job on that beast. Plus we found out about Xot. So I guess we're getting ready for the final, final fight? Oh right, and hey Eric! Glad you're finally on our side."
I return and plunge my hand through Eric's head, leaving him brain dead. I pick up Pimpbastard and retreat into a dark corner to work upon it.
"Fine Zombie, you can be Nightwing or some shit. And Paddy, Eric, just settle this. Paddy can just enchant a katana or something for Pimpbastard II. Eric can have his sword back and we can fight FTHULHU. Now, we're going to need a goddamn Megazord or some shit to beat this mofo."
"Because it was his to begin with and I honestly doubt you can't enchant a sword to do the exact same shit Pimpbastard does now. And Eric didn't go to Hogwarts or tutor under Dr. Strange or whatever so he can't just make another sword. I'm off to weld some cars together to make us a battle mecha."
"It's Deadpool dude, also do you think this place has a comics store?"
I glare at Salt. "Fine." I strip Pimpbastard of all the upgrades installed by me, leaving just half a blade. I storm off to a workshop nearby.
I glare at Salt. "Fine." I strip Pimpbastard of all the upgrades installed by me, leaving just half a blade. I storm off to a workshop nearby.
"That was fucking awesome. Anyway I guess we're just preparing." I start doing target practice on several different things.
I stand up. "I just gave the fucking sword back to you you fuckhead. Do we really have to team up with this guy?"
I awkwardly hug Eric back and pull away. "So what's the fucking deal with that sword anyway? Also I suppose I'm sorry for breaking the blade in half."