Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Admit it Zomb. The only reason you did this is because you're a greedy, selfish son of a *****. All this, to get a dig at me. Not once did I ever think it'd have to come to this."
I retrieve my revolver from my breast pocket, load it and point the barrel at Zombie's chest.
"One. Last. Chance."
I retrieve my revolver from my breast pocket, load it and point the barrel at Zombie's chest.
"One. Last. Chance."
I use the Seer wand to get Salt's general location compared to Knife's ship, then wake up.
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I sit up suddenly.
"Salt's about to shoot Zombie. Just keep going in this direction. But faster."
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I sit up suddenly.
"Salt's about to shoot Zombie. Just keep going in this direction. But faster."
I sigh and pull a large pocket watch from the folds of my cloak. I consult the huge book the old man left on the table. "Sepulchrave doesn't have a lot of time left. Please excuse me for a moment." An owl pokes it head out of my mouth. It pulls itself out and as it it flaps it wings my face is obscured. An empty cloak falls to the ground as a flock of owls fly out of it. At the far end of the room a previously unnoticed door bursts open and I fling myself through it. I'm thin and wiry, my hair shocked upwards as if blasted by static. My eyes are magnified to an almost terrifying degree by a pair of glasses with large lenses. "There. I like this one much better." I laugh and pirouette over to Sigma. "Well. Looks like you're in charge now. Would you like to have the christening anyway?" I laugh again. "I suspect I might have some difficulty carrying you for it though."
As I fly towards a particuarly large spire, I feel a hand clamp onto my shoulder.
"So big fella, you gotta plan?"
"How nice of you to show up Efink." I reply, deliberatly avoiding the question.
"Ugh...look could you not call me that."
"Well what else am I supposed to call you other than your name?"
"That's the thing, it's not my name."
I turn to the man formerly known as Efink (Noting hes still wearing his teal coloured knightly get up) and cock an eyebrow.
"But you said it was your name, back on Gashog."
"I never said that, you simply assumed that I was Efink."
"Then why did you lie to me and pretend you were!?"
"I never pretended to be anyone, I was simply myself. And beside, lies of omission do not exist."
"Bullshit."
A stiffling silence fills the cockpit, broken as I sigh tiredly.
"Ok then, what is your real name then."
"Knife."
"Yes, well?"
"No, that's my name. Knife 28."
If the pelican were a car, now would be the moment I slammed on the brakes. As is, I just look at him with an expression of pure confusion.
"What."
"I'm an alternate version of you, or, your an alternate version of me, either way, that's it."
"But how, wouldn't us interacting, I dunno, tear a rip in space time or something?"
Knife punches me lightly on the shoulder.
"Well, no hole in space time as far as I can see, happy?"
He chuckles, then points forwards.
"Also, you may want to watch where your flying."
I look ahead to see the entireity of the windscreen taken up by an ornimate plate glass window, through which I can agly make out the figures of Salt and Zombie.
"Oh shi-" This time, I do slam on the breaks, though it's to late to stop us colliding with the window with a mighty crash of shattering glass.
"So big fella, you gotta plan?"
"How nice of you to show up Efink." I reply, deliberatly avoiding the question.
"Ugh...look could you not call me that."
"Well what else am I supposed to call you other than your name?"
"That's the thing, it's not my name."
I turn to the man formerly known as Efink (Noting hes still wearing his teal coloured knightly get up) and cock an eyebrow.
"But you said it was your name, back on Gashog."
"I never said that, you simply assumed that I was Efink."
"Then why did you lie to me and pretend you were!?"
"I never pretended to be anyone, I was simply myself. And beside, lies of omission do not exist."
"Bullshit."
A stiffling silence fills the cockpit, broken as I sigh tiredly.
"Ok then, what is your real name then."
"Knife."
"Yes, well?"
"No, that's my name. Knife 28."
If the pelican were a car, now would be the moment I slammed on the brakes. As is, I just look at him with an expression of pure confusion.
"What."
"I'm an alternate version of you, or, your an alternate version of me, either way, that's it."
"But how, wouldn't us interacting, I dunno, tear a rip in space time or something?"
Knife punches me lightly on the shoulder.
"Well, no hole in space time as far as I can see, happy?"
He chuckles, then points forwards.
"Also, you may want to watch where your flying."
I look ahead to see the entireity of the windscreen taken up by an ornimate plate glass window, through which I can agly make out the figures of Salt and Zombie.
"Oh shi-" This time, I do slam on the breaks, though it's to late to stop us colliding with the window with a mighty crash of shattering glass.
As the pelican crashes through the window one lens of my spectacles shatters in the same manner. I pull the frames from my face and peer at them. "Lucky I was wearing those wasn't it?" I laugh. Putting the glasses back on I inspect the book. "Hmm. They're early. Why couldn't you be early Sig?"
I continue reading my book, in the mall, when I realize Salt must be trying to call me.
"Dude. I'm no where fucking near you, I'm back in the original mall. Long story short, none of you can get back for a while. My space and time machine destroyed itself, along with the room it was in, and that form of travel completely. The link is broken, I'm stuck here, kind of, and you're stuck there. Stop, trying to fucking threaten me, with that shitty pistol. I already won that battle. I don't think you understood why I did all of it, and if I'm aiming to hurt people, chances are they're already dead, about to die, or will die. Now, let me get back to work." I cut off the call, and find myself looking over the monitors, in the control room. Noth-wait, what was that? Fucking shadows. Tricking me...hehe...uh...shit.
"Dude. I'm no where fucking near you, I'm back in the original mall. Long story short, none of you can get back for a while. My space and time machine destroyed itself, along with the room it was in, and that form of travel completely. The link is broken, I'm stuck here, kind of, and you're stuck there. Stop, trying to fucking threaten me, with that shitty pistol. I already won that battle. I don't think you understood why I did all of it, and if I'm aiming to hurt people, chances are they're already dead, about to die, or will die. Now, let me get back to work." I cut off the call, and find myself looking over the monitors, in the control room. Noth-wait, what was that? Fucking shadows. Tricking me...hehe...uh...shit.
"Zomb, if I ever, ever see you in the mall again, either Mall, you are beyond dead."
I pocket the revolver and begin to assess damages.
"Guys, it's me. A terrorist by the name of Miniman Zombie just blew up probably a fourth of the mall. We need to bring up a press meeting and fast."
I pocket the revolver and begin to assess damages.
"Guys, it's me. A terrorist by the name of Miniman Zombie just blew up probably a fourth of the mall. We need to bring up a press meeting and fast."
I watch the events on my holoputer. Eh...they'll probably be back soon. None of that will matter. I think. I find a Game shop and loot some of the games.
OOC: I really hope your going to explain your enormous dickery soon Zombie XD
I wake up and accidently summon my quantum bar.
"Shit."
I wake up and accidently summon my quantum bar.
"Shit."
[OOC: Dude, I got this. It will take a while, but don't worry, Ran does approve. IT'S KAY GAIS!]
I continue on to play every game in the game shop.
"Fuck...uh...onto achievements and trophies I guess." I replay each of the games, as to unlock everything, and 100% each of them.
I continue on to play every game in the game shop.
"Fuck...uh...onto achievements and trophies I guess." I replay each of the games, as to unlock everything, and 100% each of them.