I call up Paddy, after watching the exchange on my Holoputer.
"Wait, first off, I kind of sort of destroyed the link between both universes. Like, you know how in that one Doctor Who finale, they send the daleks and Cybermen through the portal, and rose slips, but then her dad saves her, and then they're trapped in that alternate universe forever? Yeah, pretty much that. Totally fucked this shit up. And now I'm-" I'm cut off by an explosion. Shit, it's one of those fat bastards. I get back to defending the fort.