Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"As long as you don't literally break the spines I'm happy for you to use the castle's library."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take a few thousnad books from the library and derealisate their collective knowledge into the hardware-drivers of the Flux Engine.
"Hey Salt, whilst your down there, can you grab me a copy of [i/]Confessions of a Housewife[/i]? I need it for my machine."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hm? Sure...housewife..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I create a new crystal ball and watch Zombie's castle.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Thanks. It's the one with the handcuffs and a wip on the front cover."
I begin the construction of the wavefrom-dissassembler array, using several washing machine components and duct tape.

 

[Knife-28]

Having nothing to do, I see what I can do to make the pelican flyable again. Knife meanwhile decides to browse the castles library.

 

[Saltarius]

I find Sig's book. All it does it make me think of...her and...dammit.

I come back with a stack of books of traveling through planes as I drop Sig's book off.

"Guess there's nothing better to do."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I float into the library.
"Salt, I've been thinking. If Zombie's in the old Mall, wouldn't that be the Mall with our sprites, and Gamzee and Aradia? If we use our sprites and Aradia to lure Gamzee to Zombie, then get him sober, our problem is solved."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I finish off the wave of attackers. I bandage my arm up. I guess they're getting stronger, or adapting to me. But since when did they get sharp as fuck claws? They're like god damn swords... I call up the group.
"Hello everyone. How are you all doing? I'm...fine here. Any idea if you guys have established a link yet?"

 

[Saltarius]

"We might not need a link."

"ComeoncomeoncomeonYES!"

A small portal is established in the old mall as I can see DBEARSPRITE chilling.

"Dude, you know the juggalo?"

What about him

"Take all his pies. Lure him to Zombie and disappear."

Aye aye, Cap'n.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I build a wall using Sburb, blocking off the large corridor. That should hold the sludge fuckers off for a while at least. I then find a bunch of metal items, melt them down, and form them into panels. I use them to reinforce the walls of the fort, and the big massive one. I then use the remainder to make some basic armor, mainly just gauntlets, boots, and a few other bits and bobs, which I stick to various parts. Mostly covering my vital organs. I hear a honk-oh fuck! Gamzee, Aradia, and Vriska have been here all along, and not once did I ask for help! I go and talk to Aradia to see what she can do to help.

 

[Saltarius]

0h y0ure that 0ne the 0ne wh0 g0t stuck with vriska

what is it

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, you know about the attacks that have been happening? Yeah, I was wondering if you could help with those in anyway?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey Salt... Zombie's having a chat with your wife. Do you want me to try and kill him?"

 

[Saltarius]

all0w me t0 c0nsider all the w0nderful things y0u and y0ur l0vely matesprit have done to us...

n0

"Hold off. Unless he tries anything. Then yes."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well. No need to be a ***** about it. Bluh bluh, look at me, I can control time or some shit! OoOoOoOoOo I'm a ghost! BZZT wait nope, I'm a robot! Beep Boop Bop!" I walk off, muttering profanities. Maybe Gamzee can help.

 

[Saltarius]

TeLl ************, Is It RiGhT tO sTeAl A bRo'S pIeS?

and this is why i av0id the c0mpany 0f y0u tw0

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Look Gamzee, as nice as your pies were, I don't think I was able to steal them while fighting hordes of weird sludge monsters. Can you help out? They're kind of getting stronger."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think my plan may have backfired."

 

[Saltarius]

ThAts NoT mY mOtHeRfUcKin QuEsTiOn, Is It RiGht To StEaL a BrO's PiEs?

"Eh. He deserves what he gets."