Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, why are there stacks of Playbot] in front me marked 'Thiking of you -A' in your handwriitng?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grab the book and wire it up to the Electrostatic-Feedback Stabiliser.
"Thanks Paddy, the machine wont run without porn."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The castle holds many secrets my friend. Some of which not even I know." I turn to Sigma. "You'll find that particular porn will power it indefinitely."

 

[Saltarius]

"Really. There's an uncapped marker right next to you with a stack of sticky notes by it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"OOoooh Playbot]"
I steal the smutty mags and derealisate them into the Flux-loop Combustion Chamber.
"Wow, Salt...Aradia sure got around.." I say, looking through the magazine.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open my computer up and load up a robot control program.
"Salt, I'm going to try saving your wife."
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A half-finished robot puts on a stuffed bear and hops over to Zombie's fort.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Dark and terrible secrets, stretching back through the castle's millennia long history."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay, this is bullshit." I use the turret to shoot the bearbot, obliterating it.
"Aradia, can you PLEASE help!?"

 

[Saltarius]

"PADDY, THERE IS INK ON YOUR HAND. I KNOW IT WAS YOU."

lemme think ab0ut that hmm n0

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Perfect."
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I start broadcasting to Aradia.

Aradia, it's Trilby. Lure Zombie over to you and start talking to him. Keep him distracted for a couple of minutes.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"God damn, why are you such a *****?! This is for everyone's safety. Not just me, you to! Why don't you try to be useful, instead of bitching and moaning?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Forsooth! What wounds are these? Evidently some aspect of the castle's past has manifested and attempted to implicate me in this ghastly behaviour!"

((captcha: that's right. See, captcha agrees with me.))

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]Patching Search Frequency-100%[/i]

With a synthesized paino Concerto, the Softwrae Telemetry Drivers complete their loading cycle.
The air in the centre of the Flux Engine ripples, then with a sound like a thousand blenders blending in unison, tears open. Red and blue light spills through the gap, which widens to form a perfectly circular hole in the centre of the Arch.

"OOOOoookay, that should mean it's done, If I've followed the instructions carefuly."

 

[Saltarius]

why d0nt y0u ask y0ur preci0us wife the same questi0n

believe me trilby he will n0t leave me al0ne

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Just get him right in front of you. I have a gift for him and I'm currently unable to give it to him. Which is okay, because you have a copy.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine. Just go out that fucking wall, and let the monsters absorb you. In fact, I insist. I built this fort, I say who stays, and who leaves. Right now, you can't stay." I start walking off, leading Aradia to the wall.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Maybe she's not going to help you cos you're insane and try to kill everyone every five pages or so."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"FUCK!"
I press a few buttons.
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A small panel, facing Zombie, opens on Aradia's body.
A shotgun fires at Zombie out of it.

 

[Saltarius]

0n sec0nd th0ught i figured we c0uld d0 s0mething...m0re intimate

trilby tell salt t0 f0rgive me f0r what i am ab0ut t0 d0

 

[MinimanZombie]

I crouch down to pick up a penny. The bullet narrowly misses me.
"What the hell? Why'd you try to kill me!?"