Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

that was a uh...err0r like i was saying we could *gulp* d0 s0mething...t0gether neither salt n0r vriska has to kn0w

"Something bad is about to happen, clearly."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Er...okay? What, you mean like eat some KFC or something?" Confused, I stop walking.

 

[Saltarius]

i was thinking s0mething a little m0re...red

"Trilby, I don't like what she's doing. Find a way to kill Zombie and quick."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"SHITHAMMERS!"
I punch an old, rare book.
_________

Yeah... I'm not up for that. I am in your eyes, after all. So, instead I'm just going to do this.
[b]ASSUMING CONTROL.[/b]
That wasn't necessary, I just wanted to make the reference.

I press a big red button and take control of Aradia's arms.

Aradiabot punches Zombie in the face.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh...Uh...I'm not sure...sorry Aradia, but this is kind of sudden, plus I've got a wife." I dodge the punch.
"Okay, bad reaction!"

 

[Saltarius]

thank g0g

"Please tell me she wasn't serious Tril."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Shut up."

Aradiabot punches Zombie in the chest.
_________

"I have no idea. Anyway, all that would've done is burn Zombie's crotch."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I leap out the way.
"Very, negative reaction."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Trilby! I told you not to damage the books! You asshole! It's a good thing I keep backups."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The shotgun moves.
Aradia's chest opens up and shoots at Zombie.

 

[Saltarius]

"...THAT'S IT! I'M COMING HONEY!"

Using my mystical class related bullshit powers, I dimensionally leap to Zombie's mall and perform the deadly kung fu cock crusher.

"NOBODY TOUCHES MY FUCKING WIFE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I take one step to the left, and leave Salt looking stupid.
"Take her. She's a ***** anyway." Using mystical class related bullshit powers, I teleport Salt and Aradia back to where they came.

 

[Saltarius]

"OH NO YOU DON'T!"

I knee Zomb in the balls before he can do his bullshit.

hey uh salt

"In a minute! Giving him his punishment here!"

n0 i mean theres apparently a rip in the universe 0r s0mething 0ver there

"TOO. BUSY. WITH. JUSTICE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, I suppose I should mention that Aradia was bluffing. But good job flipping out."
I press the red button and give Aradia control of her arms again.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cut off Salts knee, before he can.
"Fuck off."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I scratch my chin and stare at the Flux Engine as it continues to create miniture clones of Zombie and Paddy.
"Well it definatly shouldnt be doing that..."
A Vriska-clone made of smarties bursts through the portal and explodes in a cloud of Bees.
"Thats not in the manua-oh shit not the BBBBBBEEEEEESSSSSS!"
I unsling my flamethrower and send streams of napalm into the swarm.

 

[Saltarius]

"No no, YOUR wife is a *****. Aradia is friendly, nice and intelligent. That's besides the point. I will go unbelievably fucking grimdark if I must."

im just g0ing t0 get the hell away fr0m that tear

"You do that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, I ain't explaining to you the shit your wife is doing, So just fuck off, before something stupid happens."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, you can fuck off! I wish all this shit never happened! I'd personally take the mall where I was ruler or whatever over this hellhole you made the original mall to be! Even if I...lose someone along the way."

The tear only grows larger with my rage and regret.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Oh no you don't, Aradia. I started this and I'm going to finish it!

I retake control of Aradia's arms and legs, start pumping oil from Aradia's heating system to her hands and spray it around the room.

"Anyone got a light?"